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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2012, 06:04:09 pm »
Well, yeah. I mean, have you read the sex scenes in Atlas Shrugged? They parody themselves.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2012, 08:56:37 pm »
I was about to join a dating service for the elderly and querulous, but my wife got all pissy about it.
I am an old man, and I've seen many problems, most of which never happened.

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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2012, 11:45:36 am »
Objectivists must make terrible lovers. Don't they realize sex is like a Chinese dinner? It ain't over util everyone gets their cookie.

But they're only in it for their own pleasure, so both parties ultimately end up unsatisfied. I would think mutual masturbation would be a stock part of their repertoire.

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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2012, 11:53:35 am »
Well, yeah. I mean, have you read the sex scenes in Atlas Shrugged? They parody themselves.
From now on, after stripping each other but before actual penetration, I'm going to stand over my lady and make a 10-minute speech about the hardworking man and the almighty dollar.

You know, as foreplay.

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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2012, 02:51:07 pm »
Objectivists must make terrible lovers. Don't they realize sex is like a Chinese dinner? It ain't over util everyone gets their cookie.

But they're only in it for their own pleasure, so both parties ultimately end up unsatisfied. I would think mutual masturbation would be a stock part of their repertoire.
Doesn’t mutual masturbation imply masturbating each other? As in actually paying attention to your partner? So wouldn’t Objectivist sex be more like simply masturbating in the same room as someone else?
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2012, 02:53:27 pm »
Objectivists must make terrible lovers. Don't they realize sex is like a Chinese dinner? It ain't over util everyone gets their cookie.

But they're only in it for their own pleasure, so both parties ultimately end up unsatisfied. I would think mutual masturbation would be a stock part of their repertoire.
Doesn’t mutual masturbation imply masturbating each other? As in actually paying attention to your partner? So wouldn’t Objectivist sex be more like simply masturbating in the same room as someone else?

It'd be like masturbating in the same room, then wiping your fluids on the sheets, pissing in the corner, and charging the other person for the privilege.
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Re: LOL. the Atlasphere.
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2012, 03:28:38 pm »
Yeah, you’re right. What’s the point of it all if you can’t charge for it?
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