Worst of Social Justice

[Thejebusfire]

You do realize girlfriend was originally a word to describe a female friend, right?



Congratulations! You managed to offend people of all sexual orientations, races, and gender identities in one.



You're joking right?

[Meshakhad]

You're joking right?

He is. Notice the (sarc) right before the hashtag.

[gyeonghwa]

Congratulations! You managed to offend people of all sexual orientations, races, and gender identities in one.

Epitome of special snowflakes though. They either think being of another race gives them cool points or being oppressed gives them cool point.

[JohnE]

Funny how if you go too extreme in one direction, you end up circling back around. Rational social justice advocates usually fight against racists' assertions that blacks' and whites' brains work differently. Then SJWs come along and agree with the racists.

[gyeonghwa]

Funny how if you go too extreme in one direction, you end up circling back around. Rational social justice advocates usually fight against racists' assertions that blacks' and whites' brains work differently. Then SJWs come along and agree with the racists.

Tumblr loves to attract blindly stupid extremes. It is like that time when a non-neural-typical person claimed that neuraltypical men of color can't be oppressed cause we have ableism.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Because the best way to deal with problems is being vague and passive aggressive.

[ironbite]

Damn skippy!

[Caitshidhe]

My paternal grandfather did something like that, but he was awesome.

He had his hip and then knee replaced in the late 80s and early 90s, so he had a handicap sticker on his car. Nothing bothered him more before OR after that than people parking in those spaces who didn't have permits and didn't need them. He used to put notes under some of their windshields but eventually just got business cards made that said, basically, 'You have parked in a designated handicap space without the appropriate permit. These are reserved, by law, for unfortunate people who need the proximity. This makes you illegal, rude, stupid, and an ASSHOLE.'

One day he put one under the windshield wiper of a standard Penis Compensation Truck and when Gramps was warming his own car up to go home, the owner of the truck came back and he was a big mean-looking guy who found the business card, read it, and threw a temper tantrum in the car park about it. My poor grandfather said he'd never felt quite so vindicated and scared at the same time.

[TheL]

My paternal grandfather did something like that, but he was awesome.

He had his hip and then knee replaced in the late 80s and early 90s, so he had a handicap sticker on his car. Nothing bothered him more before OR after that than people parking in those spaces who didn't have permits and didn't need them. He used to put notes under some of their windshields but eventually just got business cards made that said, basically, 'You have parked in a designated handicap space without the appropriate permit. These are reserved, by law, for unfortunate people who need the proximity. This makes you illegal, rude, stupid, and an ASSHOLE.'

One day he put one under the windshield wiper of a standard Penis Compensation Truck and when Gramps was warming his own car up to go home, the owner of the truck came back and he was a big mean-looking guy who found the business card, read it, and threw a temper tantrum in the car park about it. My poor grandfather said he'd never felt quite so vindicated and scared at the same time.

Your grandfather sounds AWESOME.

[Caitshidhe]

He was an awesome guy. I really wish that I could've known him as an adult, but he died when I was seventeen. But I guess I got a better deal than the rest of my cousins--most of them were under ten at the time and so they don't really remember him at all. At least I was at that age where he felt comfortable not watching what he said around me. Which is how I found out that he and his buddies once accidentally rented a house that used to be a brothel and had to move out soon after because men were knocking on the windows all night looking for the girls.

[I am lizard]

The “zoophile rights day” 2014

Since July 2013, zoosexual acts have been outlawed in Germany. This change in the law occured due to the effort of radical pseudo animal-rights activists that associated Zoophilia with animal cruelty, and the overburdened politicans who accepted those beliefs.

On the 8th of January 2014 the German government spokesman Steffen Seibert said: “We are living in a country where nobody should be afraid to admit their sexuality only because of fear of intolerance.““

The law’s impact is much more extensive than just a fine for sexual contact with animals; it affects all zoophiles. We are made to fear temporary “impoundment” of our partners if we come out or are exposed by others – unfortunately this has already happened. The animal’s and partner’s traumatization because of these incidents – even the ongoing fear of such an event – itself constitutes a considerable discrimination against people because of their sexual orientation.

There are many reasons against a general prohibition of sexual contacts between humans and animals. We introduced them all prior to that law, but nobody wanted to hear us.

[Ghoti]

Please be a Poe please be a Poe please be a Poe please please please be a Poe...

Regardless of its Poe status, I predict at least one conservatard is going to blame TEH GAYYS!!!1!eleven!!! for this.

[Caitshidhe]

Hate to break it to you, but whether that particular post is a Poe or not is sort of immaterial because there are a whole lot of people who just enjoy making love to animals who argue that bestiality or 'zoophilia' or whatever they want to call it is just as much of a right as are gay rights and sticking it in a dog should totally be their right and it's not harmful at all to the animal.

[Ghoti]

I did some digging and found an interesting point, in a stopped-clock way: lots of beastiality porn features people being mounted and penetrated by animals, rather than the opposite. While the "informed" part of "informed consent" isn't there, it's reasonable to say that the animal is participating and not being victimized.

I need a shower and enough vodka to forget my mother's maiden name.

[Caitshidhe]

I've seen that argument used before. It doesn't really hold water considering how undiscerning animals are about what they'll mount. Our Lemur-kitty will hump shoes and blankets if he thinks he can get away with it. A male animal doesn't always care what he's sticking it in as long as he's sticking it in SOMETHING, and a 'bestial enthusiast' is just taking advantage of that.

I think. Probably. I dunno, I could be wrong, but it's still yecky.