Wishes Will Be Corrupted

[PosthumanHeresy]

I wonder

If Anyone

Will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid

Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.

Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.

Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.

Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.

Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

[Leafy]

I wonder

If Anyone

Will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid

Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.

Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.

Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.

Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.

Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

[Sigmaleph]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

[Ghoti]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

[PosthumanHeresy]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.

I wish I had a giant male chicken.

[Art Vandelay]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.

I wish I had a giant male chicken.

Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.

I wish for food.

[PosthumanHeresy]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.

I wish I had a giant male chicken.

Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.

I wish for food.

Granted. You are deathly allergic.

I wish I had more money.

[Ghoti]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.

I wish I had a giant male chicken.

Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.

I wish for food.

Granted. You are deathly allergic.

I wish I had more money.

Granted. It's counterfeit.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.

[R. U. Sirius]

Granted. Your house is on fire.

I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.

[Ghoti]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.

I wish I had a giant male chicken.

Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.

I wish for food.

Granted. You are deathly allergic.

I wish I had more money.

Granted. It's counterfeit.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.

Granted. Your house is on fire.

I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.

Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.

I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.

[PosthumanHeresy]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.

I wish I had a giant male chicken.

Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.

I wish for food.

Granted. You are deathly allergic.

I wish I had more money.

Granted. It's counterfeit.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.

Granted. Your house is on fire.

I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.

Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.

Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.

I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.

Granted. You get killed.

I wish I was in a better mood.

[Leafy]

Granted, then you get run over by a bus.

I wish I could find my 3ds.

[PosthumanHeresy]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.

I wish I had a giant male chicken.

Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.

I wish for food.

Granted. You are deathly allergic.

I wish I had more money.

Granted. It's counterfeit.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.

Granted. Your house is on fire.

I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.

Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.

Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.

I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.

Granted. You get killed.

I wish I was in a better mood.

Granted, then you get run over by a bus.

I wish I could find my 3ds.

Granted. You find it in the toilet.

I wish I was calm right now.

[Ghoti]

I wonder

If anyone

will notice

if I

change some

of the

quotes in

this pyramid.

Apparently not.

I should

do it

more, until

someone notices

Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.

Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.

Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.

Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.

Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.

Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.

Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.

Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.

Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.

Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.

Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.

Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.

Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.

I wish cats didn't rule the world.

Granted, rabbits do instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are a mosquito.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.

Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.

I wish I had a giant male chicken.

Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.

I wish for food.

Granted. You are deathly allergic.

I wish I had more money.

Granted. It's counterfeit.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.

Granted. Your house is on fire.

I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.

Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.

Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.

I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.

Granted. You get killed.

I wish I was in a better mood.

Granted, then you get run over by a bus.

I wish I could find my 3ds.

Granted. You find it in the toilet.

I wish I was calm right now.

Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphyxiate.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.