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Offline R. U. Sirius

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2055 on: August 20, 2013, 01:38:40 am »
Granted. It's your pubic hair.

I wish to be a world champion in epee-style fencing.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2056 on: August 20, 2013, 01:40:06 am »
Granted. You have no other skills at all.

I wish to be able to speak perfect German.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2057 on: August 20, 2013, 02:45:39 am »
Granted. You can't speak english anymore, and you get accused of forging american citizenship documents, and get deported.

I wish that when all of my wishes are granted, none of my dreams will be destroyed.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2058 on: August 20, 2013, 03:21:10 am »
Quote from: Silhouette on August 20, 2013, 02:45:39 am
Granted. You can't speak english anymore, and you get accused of forging american citizenship documents, and get deported.

I wish that when all of my wishes are granted, none of my dreams will be destroyed.
Granted. Your wishes sucked in the first place, as did your dreams.

I wish to have two more housecats.
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 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2059 on: August 20, 2013, 10:42:49 am »
Granted. They team up to murder you and take over your house, keeping your other pets as slave labor.

I wish I could afford a pet and lived in a building that allowed them.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2060 on: August 20, 2013, 11:11:01 am »
Granted. Have fun with your new best friend, a black widow spider.


I wish I could see the future as well as the present.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2061 on: August 20, 2013, 02:37:49 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 20, 2013, 01:02:23 am
Granted. You're kidnapped to make perfect forgeries as a slave.

I wish I had hair that went to my knees.
Granted. It's eyebrow hair.

I wish my roommate would stop leaving the TV on for hours while she's not even watching.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2062 on: August 20, 2013, 11:20:57 pm »
Granted she things EVERYTHING else possible on.

I wish I had something to do.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2063 on: August 20, 2013, 11:54:44 pm »
Quote from: Leafy on August 20, 2013, 11:20:57 pm
Granted she things EVERYTHING else possible on.

I wish I had something to do.
Granted. You do your mom (zing!)

I wish my dad wouldn't look over my shoulder and say "What's that? What's that?" like he's never seen a forum before.

EDIT:<No_words> This is apparently the first forum he's ever seen. </No_words>
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2064 on: August 20, 2013, 11:59:03 pm »
Granted. He's still looking over your shoulder, but he's not saying anything because he's concentrating on screwing you.

I wish my mind wasn't so sick.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2065 on: August 21, 2013, 12:13:29 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 20, 2013, 11:59:03 pm
Granted. He's still looking over your shoulder, but he's not saying anything because he's concentrating on screwing you.

I wish my mind wasn't so sick.
(You are one sick catbug, RU.) Granted. You lose it.

I wish my dad wasn't watching some stupid non-Caddyshack golf movie right behind he.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2066 on: August 21, 2013, 08:37:05 am »
Granted. He is watching porn.

I wish I wasn't so damn hungry all the time
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2067 on: August 21, 2013, 11:06:33 am »
Granted. You can never eat again.

I wish my previous wish was granted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2068 on: August 21, 2013, 04:50:00 pm »
Granted. The only things you're able to see are disturbing, and you can't stop seeing them or change them.


I wish I could travel the mutiverse.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2069 on: August 21, 2013, 05:02:26 pm »
Granted.  You go to the same universe as the guys in Event Horizon.

Ironbite-I wish my ex would just...vanish.
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