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Offline Zygarde

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2640 on: October 19, 2015, 06:34:45 pm »
Granted it's all blood money and it makes you feel horrible.


I wish my financial stuff would come in for college already
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2641 on: October 19, 2015, 07:02:54 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on October 19, 2015, 05:06:45 pm
Granted. You can sing the song 'Well', by Hurt, and nothing else.

I wish I had more money.

granted, you've been awarded fifty million zimbabwe dollars.

i wish i had a new pink shirt.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2642 on: October 19, 2015, 07:20:02 pm »
Granted. It has the text "Cum Dumpster" embroidered on the front and back.

I wish I had a meatball Sub.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2643 on: October 19, 2015, 07:25:36 pm »
Granted. It's stuck in your dog's digestive tract.

I wish I could unsee the thing I just saw.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2644 on: October 19, 2015, 08:01:19 pm »
I don't even have a dog. HA!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2645 on: October 19, 2015, 08:04:07 pm »
Quote from: Ghoti on October 19, 2015, 07:25:36 pm
Granted. It's stuck in your dog's digestive tract.

I wish I could unsee the thing I just saw.

granted, you can do it by pulling your eyes out and plunging them in bleach, optical nerve still attached to you.

i wish even then had a dog.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2646 on: October 19, 2015, 08:22:03 pm »
Granted, it bit your balls off.

I wish Zygarde's financial stuff had come in for college already.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2647 on: October 19, 2015, 11:45:37 pm »
Granted, but it went to Art Vandelay.

I wish I had a fully functional lightsaber.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2648 on: October 19, 2015, 11:55:15 pm »
Granted. Immediate accidental dismemberment ensues.

I wish I could GEEETTTTTTTTTT DUNKED ON!!!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2649 on: October 20, 2015, 12:07:16 am »
Granted but it's by Papyrus



I wish I could finally finish my godforsaken novel.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2650 on: October 20, 2015, 12:54:06 am »
Granted, but because you ran out of your budget, the last two chapters are an incoherent mess that ends with the rest of the cast congratulating the main character for something completely incomprehensible.

I wish I had a giant robot.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2651 on: October 20, 2015, 02:50:03 am »
Granted. It's Mettaton NEO. You monster.

I wish I wasn't like Burgerpants (in that I'm nineteen years old and I've already wasted my entire life).
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2652 on: October 23, 2015, 01:15:04 am »
Granted, you managed to destroy everyone else's lives except your own at 17 instead, and now everyone is really pissed at you.

I wish I wasn't so confused.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2653 on: October 23, 2015, 02:32:17 am »
Granted. You're no longer confused, just completely delusional.

I wish my rash would go away.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2654 on: October 23, 2015, 03:19:33 am »
Granted, it goes away to an even more inconvenient place.

I wish for a bucket.
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