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Community => Entertainment and Television => Topic started by: Askold on March 22, 2014, 03:42:47 pm

Title: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Askold on March 22, 2014, 03:42:47 pm
Oooh! Awesome news!

Someone bought the rights to make a movie out of Jack Chicks anti-roleplaying comic. Yes, THE Jack Chick and THE comic about D&D where the kids have to kill themselves if their character dies.

From the site:
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DARK DUNGEONS is the most wide spread comic about Role-Playing Games in history. This comic was first produced in 1984, a strange time as America was in the grips of BIG-GAMING like never before or since.  DARK DUNGEONS has spread wide and far over the last thirty years and this graphic novel resonated with a generation as demonstrated by a how widely it is talked about to this very day.  A simple web search of the words “Dark Dungeons Jack Chick” (no quotation marks) reveals over 47,000 hits!

Dark Dungeons the comic tells the tale of Debbie and Marcie, two young girls who are entangled in the grips of the evil Ms. Frost’s web.  The entire comic can be read and purchased here.

But despite the lasting popularity of Dark Dungeons the comic, RPGs have continued to grow and grow.  RPGs spread like a cancer over the last 30 years and Dark Dungeons the movie shall be like something that cures cancer.

I am betting that this will be parody.

...Or the entire site could be a hoax and they might not in fact be making the comedy movie that should win all the oscars forerver.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on March 22, 2014, 05:33:14 pm
Could this be the next Mazes and Monsters?
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Dakota Bob on March 22, 2014, 05:44:23 pm
Oh, I just HAVE to watch this!
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Ghoti on March 22, 2014, 06:29:50 pm
(http://www.overduereview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/MST3K-feat-image-small-620x350.jpg)
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Zygarde on March 22, 2014, 06:35:40 pm
A Chick Tract into a movie I'll just let this video speak for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_B3dvFMyDE
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Stormwarden on March 23, 2014, 12:50:20 am
I want to see this movie, and turn it into the largest group-MST in HISTORY.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Stormwarden on March 23, 2014, 01:11:07 am
Adding a second reply again, but relevant.

http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jrralls/rpgs-are-evil-dark-dungeons-the-movie

The movie is real, and is supposed to be about August 14th.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Askold on March 23, 2014, 01:23:00 am
Adding a second reply again, but relevant.

http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jrralls/rpgs-are-evil-dark-dungeons-the-movie

The movie is real, and is supposed to be about August 14th.
...I forgot to add a link to the website. Even though I had the quote from it and was supposed to post the link as well.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Stormwarden on March 23, 2014, 01:36:54 am
Rock on, man. Now, how to make the world's biggest MST for this one?
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Askold on March 23, 2014, 01:59:48 am
Rock on, man. Now, how to make the world's biggest MST for this one?

The real question is, how to make it better than the one that the creators are going certainly doing themselves?
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: SpaceProg on March 23, 2014, 05:36:28 am
If only MST3K was still on TV... 

Well'p, I guess I'd better keep an eye out for the rifftrax when the time comes.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Danarth on March 23, 2014, 09:01:32 am
Part of my hopes that this is some attempt at making light of Jack Chick's insanity.

Another part of me knows that reality is stranger than fiction at times, so this may just be real.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Askold on March 23, 2014, 09:10:15 am
When you look at the website for the project it looks like this is a poe. They can't possibly be serious about their statements and either the movie is straigth up comedy or stealth parody like the first Starship troopers movie.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: RavynousHunter on March 23, 2014, 10:16:26 am
If only MST3K was still on TV... 

Well'p, I guess I'd better keep an eye out for the rifftrax when the time comes.

You can thank my brother for this (http://splitsider.com/2014/03/mst3k-gang-will-return-to-television-with-a-rifftrax-show-on-the-national-geographic-channel/), he put it up on Facebook a little while back.  FUCK YEAH.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Sigmaleph on March 23, 2014, 02:08:13 pm
This is the $199 level reward for the kickstarter:

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9th Level Backer: Play RPGs are Evil: The Role-playing Game with the Writer & Director & Producer of Dark Dungeons: The Movie! You and up to five of your friends get to enjoy a 4-hour Skype session with the writer and director of Dark Dungeons as you play - RPG's are Evil: The Role-playing Game! I was unable to get the merchandise rights to Dark Dungeons so keep in mind that this does NOT take place in the world of Dark Dungeons. Rather it is simply a world where role playing is a gateway to the dark arts, DM's seek to dominate their players lives like cult leaders, and all RPG's are just tricks to get players to worship evil. So nothing special, really. Rules and character creation take only 5 minute after which DM and players have a fast by-the-seat-of-your pants adventure. Players will roll up characters for a group of Freshman college friends. Like all colleges, this university is run by the role-playing crowd who dominate all aspects of campus life. But you and your friends begin to suspect that something is not-quite-right when the head cheerleader mysteriously vanishes from a raging all-night RPG kegger party. Will you be able to solve the mystery? Will you be able to survive? Find out!
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: SpaceProg on March 24, 2014, 07:33:58 am
If only MST3K was still on TV... 

Well'p, I guess I'd better keep an eye out for the rifftrax when the time comes.

You can thank my brother for this (http://splitsider.com/2014/03/mst3k-gang-will-return-to-television-with-a-rifftrax-show-on-the-national-geographic-channel/), he put it up on Facebook a little while back.  FUCK YEAH.

O_O  Awesome.  As.  Hell.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: The Illusive Man on March 24, 2014, 10:12:23 pm
If only MST3K was still on TV... 

Well'p, I guess I'd better keep an eye out for the rifftrax when the time comes.

You can thank my brother for this (http://splitsider.com/2014/03/mst3k-gang-will-return-to-television-with-a-rifftrax-show-on-the-national-geographic-channel/), he put it up on Facebook a little while back.  FUCK YEAH.
Damn right!
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: MadCatTLX on March 24, 2014, 11:50:08 pm
This is the $199 level reward for the kickstarter:

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9th Level Backer: Play RPGs are Evil: The Role-playing Game with the Writer & Director & Producer of Dark Dungeons: The Movie! You and up to five of your friends get to enjoy a 4-hour Skype session with the writer and director of Dark Dungeons as you play - RPG's are Evil: The Role-playing Game! I was unable to get the merchandise rights to Dark Dungeons so keep in mind that this does NOT take place in the world of Dark Dungeons. Rather it is simply a world where role playing is a gateway to the dark arts, DM's seek to dominate their players lives like cult leaders, and all RPG's are just tricks to get players to worship evil. So nothing special, really. Rules and character creation take only 5 minute after which DM and players have a fast by-the-seat-of-your pants adventure. Players will roll up characters for a group of Freshman college friends. Like all colleges, this university is run by the role-playing crowd who dominate all aspects of campus life. But you and your friends begin to suspect that something is not-quite-right when the head cheerleader mysteriously vanishes from a raging all-night RPG kegger party. Will you be able to solve the mystery? Will you be able to survive? Find out!

They have to be taking the piss so fucking hard.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: RavynousHunter on March 25, 2014, 07:28:47 am
Not just taking the piss, BUT FIGHTING THE ZOMBIE!
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Dakota Bob on March 25, 2014, 11:13:22 am
Man, this wants to make me pick up D&D again, it's been so long. when I was a youngling I used to play with my brother, my dad and his friends. ah, those were some good times.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: MadCatTLX on March 26, 2014, 12:09:31 am
Anyone wanna have do a skype game of FATAL? Maybe the first ever game actually played of it?
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Askold on March 26, 2014, 02:39:25 am
Anyone wanna have do a skype game of FATAL? Maybe the first ever game actually played of it?
Friends don't let friends play FATAL.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 26, 2014, 02:50:11 am
Anyone wanna have do a skype game of FATAL? Maybe the first ever game actually played of it?
Friends don't let friends play FATAL.

If friends find out that their friends have played FATAL, they make sure to end their suffering as quickly and painlessly as possible.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Stormwarden on March 26, 2014, 02:50:54 am
*starts chasing the FATAL book around with a flamethrower, then thinks better of it, and simply summons Aquaman, Hamburglar, and a pissed-off Bear to handle it and calls it a night*

The vile book of FATAL is an evil almost on par with the Necronomicon.
Title: Re: Dark dungeons: the movie based on a Chick tract.
Post by: Askold on March 26, 2014, 03:41:43 am
Honestly, what is it that you wish to accomplish by playing FATAL?

Laughing at a bad rulesystem? There are games that do not require brainbleach every 5 seconds that can be lampooned.

Play a game which includes adult themes? There are dozens of games like that, that do it much better and do not require brainbleach all the time.

Play a game where the player characters are cruelly evil? Pick any D&D derivative or play Black Crusade for example.

Play a game where adult themes are rape and horrible fetishes? Play Black Crusade with Slaaneshi/Nurglite team.


...Some of the players in the Rogue Trader game I just started hadn't heard about FATAL and we had a short discussion about it. Later one of the players (who was aware of FATAL and knew how bad it was) has been suggesting a game of FATAL every now and then.

...Mostly as a threat though.