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Quote from: PastorDave on November 16, 2012, 02:55:21 pmRepent and accept Jesus.I'M SORRY, PASTOR DAVE. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.
Repent and accept Jesus.
That, and it's about time we had a metalhead in the Oval Office.
The singer of Lamb of God, Randy Blythe, has announced that he is running. Based on his platform thus far (both quite long), I'd say he's the one person running who I agree with the most. That, and it's about time we had a metalhead in the Oval Office.
We need a hard-boiled, no-nonsense, mean son-of-a-bitch with a bad reputation who ain’t afraid to cock-whip the shit out of some randomly selected pussy-ass billionaire on live tv during his annual State of the Union Address just to make a point and let the mega-rich know that NO ONE is above the law here in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Life for the sake of life means nothing.
The logical response to getting that tingle in his dingle is turning into an asshat, of course.
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on March 02, 2012, 12:48:28 amWhy settle for a lesser evil?
...That metalhead's platform regarding Christmas and such makes me nervous.Okay, its purely self interest, as I am a rich asshole.But, dammit, I want Christmas gifts.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
Kinda have to vote for Obama, at this point.