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Bad News for Peyton Manning
« on: February 15, 2016, 10:51:40 pm »
The hits just keep coming.

He's a rapist - doing something so physically revolting I wouldn't have blamed that woman for clawing his crotch to pieces, on top of some other interesting accusations that make him out to be the Bill Cosby of Sports. http://www.thenation.com/article/the-past-is-never-dead-peyton-manning-and-todays-jock-rape-culture-at-tennessee/

Did you ever wonder how he stood up so well at 39? As it happens, steroids were involved. http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/26/10668562/peyton-manning-steroid-allegations-report-hgh-al-jazeera-clay-matthews-ryan-howard

He also hired a pair of Stasi-esque PIs to intimidate someone out of bringing his steroid-fueled sports career to light. http://offthemonstersports.com/2016/02/peyton-manning-hired-detectives-to-intimidate-hgh-accuser-before-story-broke/

Wow that pedestal broke quickly.
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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2016, 10:57:00 pm »
*sigh* Dammit, Peyton...
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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2016, 11:16:54 pm »
Wonder how long it'll take before he blames it on brain damage.

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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2016, 01:12:31 am »
HE's A GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY AND HE DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG!

...Or am I confusing him with someone else who's eccentric behaviour made him a famous douchebag but it was defended because it was Christian eccentric behaviour?
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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2016, 01:45:13 am »
*sigh* Dammit, Peyton...

Your reaction tells me Peyton has been a cause of similar "dammit" moments before.

I have to wonder what kind of response Manning will give. He's currently in Mexico, I imagine trying to pretend these things do not exist.
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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2016, 10:00:54 am »
HE's A GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY AND HE DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG!

...Or am I confusing him with someone else who's eccentric behaviour made him a famous douchebag but it was defended because it was Christian eccentric behaviour?

Tim Tebow.
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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2016, 11:23:53 am »
Wow, this guys a fucking turbo-cunt. But atleast he wasn't dog-fighting or something, otherwise he'd have to go to prison!

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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2016, 04:45:53 pm »
He's white. He'd get fined then told not to do it again.

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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2016, 05:02:45 pm »
HE's A GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY AND HE DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG!

...Or am I confusing him with someone else who's eccentric behaviour made him a famous douchebag but it was defended because it was Christian eccentric behaviour?

Tim Tebow.

Ah that's right. I'm still not interested enough in the soft-Rugby to actually watch it so all I know about it are random scandals and memes that fill the net.
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Re: Bad News for Peyton Manning
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2016, 03:39:43 pm »
Greatest player ever, apparently. :P
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