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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2012, 10:36:38 pm »
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2012, 12:25:09 am »
Everyone I know who has drank alcohol says that Dr Pepper is up there with some of the worst shit they've ever tasted.

And these are guys I'm talking about.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2012, 12:25:59 am »
Quote from: QueenofHearts on January 28, 2012, 09:49:21 am
I just wonder who thought the slogan "not for women" was good advertising.

It's like they were trying to mimic the Old Spice Guy by completely missing the point of Old Spice Guy. Old Spice Guy is actually targeted at women buying things for men, and basically saying that a "real man" is one who is nice and does things for you (builds you a boat with his own bare hands, buys you tickets to that thing you love, whatever). But this is skipping that and going straight to "this is not for women, you pussies."

Also, this guy is white. What does that say?
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2012, 12:30:15 am »
That he has a can of the new Dr Pepper clenched in one hammy fist as one cop interviews his common-law inside the trailer while the other restrains him by the scruff of his stained wife beater?
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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2012, 02:14:29 am »
I like that when I mentioned that Dr Pepper doesn't have a period in it people started writing it that way. :P

Also, Antechrist and Nap knows where it's at.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2012, 02:57:27 am »
Quote from: Shane for Wax on January 30, 2012, 02:14:29 am
Dr Pepper doesn't have a period
That's 'cause it's not for women. ;D
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2012, 03:25:25 am »
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2012, 05:30:53 am »
I'm incorrigible.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2012, 04:25:49 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on January 30, 2012, 12:25:09 am
Everyone I know who has drank alcohol says that Dr Pepper is up there with some of the worst shit they've ever tasted.

And these are guys I'm talking about.
What does alcohol have to do with Dr Pepper?

On a totally different note, Dr Pepper is the best soda. If it weren't so bad for me, I'd drink it a lot more often than I do now.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2012, 04:37:08 pm »
Speaking of Dr Pepper I went and got Pibb Zero and the box broke in half and cans went everywhere. Apparently I'm too strong for Pibb but my chromosomes mean Dr Pepper isn't for me. :(
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2012, 06:09:19 pm »
I prefer Dr Thunder to Dr Pepper

Ironbite-but that's just me.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2012, 06:12:56 pm »
Quote from: Shane for Wax on January 30, 2012, 04:37:08 pm
Speaking of Dr Pepper I went and got Pibb Zero and the box broke in half and cans went everywhere. Apparently I'm too strong for Pibb but my chromosomes mean Dr Pepper isn't for me. :(

You need a drink that's strong enough for a man, yet gentle enough for a woman.

(Also, who the fuck thought that was a good ad campaign?)
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Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2012, 06:17:34 pm »
At least this time when the box broke I didn't lose half of my cans. Last time I paid money only to lose half of the product on the way to the car. >=[
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2012, 08:24:29 pm »
KINDLY OBSERVE CAUTION!

The enclosed Product has been examined by diverse Doctors of Great Wisdom and Moral Rectitude. These Enlightened Gentlemen of Learning have certified that therein to be Inconsumable By Women and will surely cause Hysteria of the Mind and Extremities, the Vapors, Great Weeping, and Syndromic Suffrage. Gentlemen must prevent their Women and Girl-Children from use for the Betterment of the Fragile Sex.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2012, 09:21:33 pm »
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