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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5115 on: September 11, 2014, 02:28:16 pm »
The extent to which the bread and wine actually constituted the body and blood of Jesus was a fairly significant issue in the Reformation, and Luther, Calvin, and the Catholic Church all had different perspectives on it.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5116 on: September 11, 2014, 03:51:20 pm »
*trivia* From what I recall from my days as a Christian (both pentecostal and episcopalian), Catholics believe in a "literal" transformation (that is, they don't believe it ACTUALLY becomes flesh and blood, because obviously it doesn't, but they believe it happens on a ... I hate to use this word, metaphysical level), Lutherans believe it is simply a spiritual transformation, and Episcopalians are somewhere in between.

Considering how hung up the Jesus of the Bible got on saying that people should eat his flesh and drink his blood (including when some disciples left over that), the evangelical blabbering about how it's symbolic actually doesn't line up with the mythology.

Then again, Evangelicals try to take all the fun parts of the mythology out anyways because they don't want to seem like those dirty witchcraft-using Catholics.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5117 on: September 11, 2014, 10:13:10 pm »
No, see THAT part is symbolic!  Not like the entire rest of the bible, which is 100% fact!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5118 on: September 11, 2014, 10:15:23 pm »
Quote from: chad sexington on September 11, 2014, 10:13:10 pm
No, see THAT part is symbolic!  Not like the entire rest of the bible, which is 100% fact!
Except that part about God declaring BSDM a blessing unto man.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5119 on: September 11, 2014, 10:17:54 pm »
Heretic!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5120 on: September 11, 2014, 10:18:46 pm »
Quote from: I am lizard on September 11, 2014, 10:15:23 pm
Quote from: chad sexington on September 11, 2014, 10:13:10 pm
No, see THAT part is symbolic!  Not like the entire rest of the bible, which is 100% fact!
Except that part about God declaring BSDM a blessing unto man.
Or the part where Jesus goes super saiyan.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5121 on: September 12, 2014, 07:22:52 am »
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on September 11, 2014, 10:18:46 pm
Quote from: I am lizard on September 11, 2014, 10:15:23 pm
Quote from: chad sexington on September 11, 2014, 10:13:10 pm
No, see THAT part is symbolic!  Not like the entire rest of the bible, which is 100% fact!
Except that part about God declaring BSDM a blessing unto man.
Or the part where Jesus goes super saiyan.

And fights alongside Anne Frank against Super Saiya-jin Hitler.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5122 on: September 15, 2014, 05:49:41 pm »
Quote from: Ultimate Paragon on September 01, 2014, 10:53:12 pm


Oooookay...now we've entered The Slippery Slope Argument Trail To Weirdsville.


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In the real world, the woman would respond with "Bonobos, most insects & spiders, Anglerfish, Elephants, Cetaceans, Hyenas etc." then laugh at the guy after planting her pointy boot in his neither-regions. I'll definitely redo a re-edit of this one!

Well, folks! Get ready for another re-edit! WADDAYA THINK GUYS?!
« Last Edit: September 15, 2014, 07:04:54 pm by SpukiKitty »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5123 on: September 15, 2014, 09:01:48 pm »
I like it!   ;D
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5124 on: September 15, 2014, 09:27:55 pm »
Quote from: Ultimate Paragon on September 15, 2014, 09:01:48 pm
I like it!   ;D

Thanks! I also find it a LOT funnier. The timing, the facial expressions....It's great. :)
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5125 on: September 15, 2014, 09:59:09 pm »


Except Magic Johnson is straight.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5126 on: September 15, 2014, 10:06:07 pm »
But don't you know? He's got HIV, so he must be gay!/fundie
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5127 on: September 16, 2014, 06:16:39 pm »
He's so gay he allegedly fucked hundreds of women just to make sure he didn't like het sex....and got HIV.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5128 on: September 17, 2014, 11:01:05 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on September 16, 2014, 06:16:39 pm
He's so gay he allegedly fucked hundreds of women just to make sure he didn't like het sex....and got HIV.

A Wyatt Mann lives in a bizarro universe.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5129 on: September 17, 2014, 11:08:15 pm »
Quote from: SpukiKitty on September 17, 2014, 11:01:05 pm
Quote from: mellenORL on September 16, 2014, 06:16:39 pm
He's so gay he allegedly fucked hundreds of women just to make sure he didn't like het sex....and got HIV.

A Wyatt Mann lives in a bizarro universe.

I wonder if he made a cartoon about Eazy-E.  He was also straight, and he died from AIDS.
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