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Offline Morgenleoht

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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #45 on: November 13, 2012, 06:49:10 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on November 13, 2012, 06:36:20 pm
The only true pairing is Shale/Zevran (or possibly Shale/Lelianna).

What about Shale/Zevran/Leliana?
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #46 on: November 13, 2012, 06:54:17 pm »
Quote from: Morgenleoht on November 13, 2012, 06:49:10 pm
Quote from: Art Vandelay on November 13, 2012, 06:36:20 pm
The only true pairing is Shale/Zevran (or possibly Shale/Lelianna).

What about Shale/Zevran/Leliana?

Maybe if you toss the Archdemon in there, it'll work.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #47 on: November 13, 2012, 08:53:25 pm »
Is this the thread where I confess to being somewhat of a fan of Pinkie Pie x Discord in MLP:FIM, and Palpatine x Padme in Star Wars ships??
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #48 on: November 13, 2012, 08:54:48 pm »
Ooh!  I know a good crack pairing (based on a NSFW fanfic that apparently exists).  Nicholas Cage x Celestia
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #49 on: November 13, 2012, 08:56:10 pm »
Quote from: B-Man on November 13, 2012, 08:54:48 pm
Ooh!  I know a good crack pairing (based on a NSFW fanfic that apparently exists).  Nicholas Cage x Celestia
Anything involving an actual human fucking a cartoon pony is a crack pairing. It goes without saying.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #50 on: November 13, 2012, 08:59:41 pm »
Quote from: B-Man on November 13, 2012, 08:54:48 pm
Ooh!  I know a good crack pairing (based on a NSFW fanfic that apparently exists).  Nicholas Cage x Celestia
This has to be the fucked up crack pairing ever, and the fact that there's an actual fanfic that exists with it, I'm at a loss for words...
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #51 on: November 13, 2012, 09:02:28 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on November 13, 2012, 08:56:10 pm
Quote from: B-Man on November 13, 2012, 08:54:48 pm
Ooh!  I know a good crack pairing (based on a NSFW fanfic that apparently exists).  Nicholas Cage x Celestia
Anything involving an actual human fucking a cartoon pony is a crack pairing. It goes without saying.
 
You're taking the wind out of my crack-pairing sails. 

Ok, ok.  I think I have a good one.  Phoenix Wright x Jason Vorhees.  Oh wait, let me guess.  Any supernatural serial killer x anyone is automatic crack pairing.

@Nicki:  I also believe there's an Obama x Celestia fic out there.  Take note that I've not read either.  I just know they exist.

Edit:  Dear god.  I just realized that my posts talking about this have a smiling and clapping Celestia avatar.  I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #52 on: November 13, 2012, 09:17:20 pm »
Quote from: B-Man on November 13, 2012, 09:02:28 pm
@Nicki:  I also believe there's an Obama x Celestia fic out there.  Take note that I've not read either.  I just know they exist.

I think that may get the award for most fucked up MLP fanfic, unless someone decides to write about a three way between Romney, Celestia, and Ryan.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #53 on: November 13, 2012, 09:21:40 pm »
Quote from: Nicki on November 13, 2012, 09:17:20 pm
Quote from: B-Man on November 13, 2012, 09:02:28 pm
@Nicki:  I also believe there's an Obama x Celestia fic out there.  Take note that I've not read either.  I just know they exist.

I think that may get the award for most fucked up MLP fanfic, unless someone decides to write about a three way between Romney, Celestia, and Ryan.

I can think of a few more messed up fanfics of similar idea.

Celestia x Luna x Obama
Celestia x Obama x Romney
Celestia x Obama x Bush
etc.,

I think the number one rule of shipping (especially when it comes to NSFW MLP fics is that no matter how bizarre/messed up you think a shipping fic is, there's always a chance of something worse coming into existence.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #54 on: November 13, 2012, 10:16:01 pm »
Another Idea for a crack fic shipping:
 Paul Ryan, Discord, Celestia, and Wilhuff Tarkin...the ultimate crack shipping fic. And yes, I'm just throwing shit at the wall and see if it sticks. lol
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #55 on: November 13, 2012, 10:34:52 pm »
For those who know anything about Dragon Age... Wynne/Rendon Howe/Loghain. Actually written too.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #56 on: November 13, 2012, 11:19:10 pm »
I legitimately ship certain Disney characters with each other and have written fic for it. Maleficent/Aurora is fucking hot.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #57 on: November 14, 2012, 12:02:54 am »
Thank you very, very much, Zachski.

Anyway, one upon a time I found a photoshop of Johnny Depp smooching Kurt Cobain during, if I recall correctly, his band Nirvana's Unplugged concert. And it's a serious ship by some pretty special girl too...

There's one of my stories involving crack-shippings, notably with Real Life people.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #58 on: November 14, 2012, 12:53:07 am »
I know of this one Star Wars crack shipping fic in existence(never read it though), Palpatine/Jar Jar...the person wrote it on a dare.
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Re: Shippers Ship the Darndest Pairings
« Reply #59 on: November 14, 2012, 01:47:27 am »
On second thought, my original argument was about shippers who behave in a very rabid manner, but nobody wants to talk about that since that's unfortunately common. Then again, there are a lot of offensive shippings out there and that's more fun to talk about and tear apart.
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