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Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« on: February 23, 2012, 06:27:04 pm »
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 06:35:32 pm »
Then I'll buy a ton of their fucking cookies, Thin Mints & Samoas all the way
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 09:39:27 pm »
Well, looks like I'm gainin' a few pounds, time to buy some more cookies. I wonder if I can invite Cookie Monster and some other friends to make a party out of it.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 09:49:44 pm »
We're going after the Girl Scouts again?

*chomps on Samoas* Fine with me.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 10:09:19 pm »
They are also drug dealers. Just because you call them "Thin Mints" doesn't mean they aren't crack.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 10:10:42 pm »
Yep... time to double down on my cookie purchases the next cookie season.

Not that I mind. Thin Mints are my crack.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 10:12:35 pm »
Quote from: sandman on February 23, 2012, 10:09:19 pm
They are also drug dealers. Just because you call them "Thin Mints" doesn't mean they aren't crack.

The white stuff isn't mint, it's crack.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 10:23:02 pm »
That's some fuckin delicious crack.

So...the GSA promotes sex and homosex?  WHY DO I HAVE NO MONEY?!
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 11:03:54 pm »
Why can't all crack taste that good?
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2012, 11:42:45 pm »
Quote from: Shane for Wax on February 23, 2012, 09:49:44 pm
We're going after the Girl Scouts again?

*chomps on Samoas* Fine with me.

Samoas?

Gimme gimme gimme!!!!!

Quote from: RavynousHunter on February 23, 2012, 10:23:02 pm
So...the GSA promotes sex and homosex?

That's because homosex isn't real sex, Rav.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2012, 12:09:48 am »
No, it's better. :P
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2012, 12:20:20 am »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on February 23, 2012, 11:42:45 pm
Quote from: Shane for Wax on February 23, 2012, 09:49:44 pm
We're going after the Girl Scouts again?

*chomps on Samoas* Fine with me.

Samoas?

Gimme gimme gimme!!!!!

Get yo' own Samoas.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2012, 01:13:50 am »
*eats all the Thin Mints*
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2012, 01:17:42 am »
If someone doesn't give me some damn somoas, I'm going to start acquainting their genitals with my good friend Tabby!
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2012, 03:24:28 am »
Well, looks like I'm going to be eating some junk food again.  Seriously, what is up with all the Girl Scout hate coming out of the woodwork lately?
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