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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2012, 04:24:28 am »
Lotta hatred against women is coming from the right side of the aisle for some reason.  Like just tons of it.  And every time it does I look at that side's female supporters and go "You for real?  Seriously?  You support this?"

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2012, 07:41:56 am »
All this hatred toward GSA is just going to backfire on them. See, by accusing GSA of supporting homosexuality and urging boycotts, they're ensuring that it's gay people and straight allies who are supporting GSA, which of course is going to make the organization more sympathetic, since we're such good customers. :D

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2012, 08:01:19 am »
No, it's better. :P

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2012, 10:03:59 am »
Those crazy lezbos and their delicious cookies...

Joking aside, WTF....The girl scouts promote self esteem and all sorts of things for young girls across the USA. They do SO MUCH GOOD for their communities it's ridiculous. Line up the Churches, then line up the Girl Scouts. Who did more good for their fellow people?

Insanity. Absolute insanity.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2012, 10:06:01 am »
But Joe, the kind of people who think girls need self-esteem are evil homosexual femminazis. All decent God-fearin' folk know the only thing a woman needs to know is how to please her man and how to cook.

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2012, 11:42:38 am »
But Joe, the kind of people who think girls need self-esteem are evil homosexual femminazis. All decent God-fearin' folk know the only thing a woman needs to know is how to please her man and how to cook.

Clearly, this is the work of Satan. In the form of Thin Mints...and Samoas...Delicious, delicious Satantic Samoas....
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2012, 11:51:13 am »
So that's why I like thin mints so much.  They're black like my soul.
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2012, 05:07:22 pm »
If someone doesn't give me some damn somoas, I'm going to start acquainting their genitals with my good friend Tabby!

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2012, 10:48:01 am »
They are also drug dealers. Just because you call them "Thin Mints" doesn't mean they aren't crack.

Samoas are crack. Thin Mints are just the gateway drug.

Well, looks like I'm going to be eating some junk food again.  Seriously, what is up with all the Girl Scout hate coming out of the woodwork lately?

I have no idea, but wish I knew. For years, Girl Scouts were fine. Now, all of a sudden, they are "feminists, lesbians and communists." (Although I guess they have been "feminists" for a long time since Scouting encourages girls that they can do whatever they want with their lives.)

Joking aside, WTF....The girl scouts promote self esteem and all sorts of things for young girls across the USA. They do SO MUCH GOOD for their communities it's ridiculous. Line up the Churches, then line up the Girl Scouts. Who did more good for their fellow people?

I went to visit a Domestic Violence shelter yesterday with my DV class. The woman who was giving us the tour discussed different groups that donate stuff and time, and mentioned both church groups and the Girls Scouts. During the tour, we saw the "toddlers playground," a fenced-in outside area with several large toys. The fence had images of people painted on them, and in the middle of the area was a concrete oval that the tour guide said is "a racetrack for trikes." She went on to tell us all the painting and the "race track" were done by local GS's.

Which do you think gets more use? Food donated occasionally, or decorations for a children's play area?
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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2012, 10:50:31 pm »
I bought four boxes of cookies in protest.

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2012, 06:22:28 pm »
That'll show 'em.

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2012, 06:42:02 pm »
So that's why I like thin mints so much.  They're black like my soul.

And they're made from real girl scouts!

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2012, 06:53:46 pm »
gonna buy me a box..

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2012, 08:19:35 pm »
I was in girl scouts when I was about 5 or 6. I remember the leader making us take our shoes and socks off and compare feet. I think it was a lesson in how everyone is different and that makes us special, or something. But now I have a fetish for womens feet. Coincidence? I think not! Girl scouts made me bisexual!

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Re: Girl Scouts Are Evil Promoters of Sex, Homosexuality?
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2012, 01:39:16 am »
Let's see... three boxes samoas, three tagalongs... doubt they'd last me the week, though.  Hope my weight loss partner can forgive me when I go pick some up in a couple weeks.
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