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[Art Vandelay]

I just farted and scared the cat, again.

[Ghoti]

I just farted and scared the cat, again.

I misread "scared" as "screwed" and for a second my only thought was "Art, you've gone too far."

[Art Vandelay]

I just farted and scared the cat, again.

I misread "scared" as "screwed" and for a second my only thought was "Art, you've gone too far."

You can't just go screwing cats willy-nilly. You have to wrap them in duct tape first, otherwise they'll rip in half.

[Hades]

This morning, for some reason, I thought about Jehovah's Witnesses and how we haven't been visited by any in awhile. In a bizarre coincidence, OR PERHAPS DIVINE INTERVENTION, a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses came a-knockin' this afternoon.

I sure am glad that I have a decent brain in my head, otherwise I might be getting ready to go knock on some doors myself.

[Random Gal]

This morning, for some reason, I thought about Jehovah's Witnesses and how we haven't been visited by any in awhile. In a bizarre coincidence, OR PERHAPS DIVINE INTERVENTION, a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses came a-knockin' this afternoon.

I sure am glad that I have a decent brain in my head, otherwise I might be getting ready to go knock on some doors myself.

I heard of one incident where a group of Jehovah's Witnesses and a group of Mormon missionaries came to the same house at the same time. Apparently, they took to childishly insulting and arguing with each other while stopping every few minutes to ask the homeowner to hear them out.

[Veras]

I would have gone door to door with them, just to see how that played out.

"Hello, they're Mormons, they're Jehovah's Witnesses, and I'm an atheist.  Oh, you're Catholic?  Do you want to come, too?  The more the merrier!"

[Einherjar]

I would have gone door to door with them, just to see how that played out.

"Hello, they're Mormons, they're Jehovah's Witnesses, and I'm an atheist.  Oh, you're Catholic?  Do you want to come, too?  The more the merrier!"

For some reason, that made me think of Six Characters in Search of an Author. That's the type of comedy that's worth paying to see.

[Sleepy]

A YouTube comment:

"what do u have to do to fly? I have beated blaine but my charizard cant fly it says this move cannot be used until next badge is unlocked Pls Help"

Why do people post this shit?

[Ghoti]

I'm going to put pants on and set Doritos on fire.

[Sixth Monarchist]

This morning, for some reason, I thought about Jehovah's Witnesses and how we haven't been visited by any in awhile. In a bizarre coincidence, OR PERHAPS DIVINE INTERVENTION, a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses came a-knockin' this afternoon.

I sure am glad that I have a decent brain in my head, otherwise I might be getting ready to go knock on some doors myself.

This is reason #2 why we on Midgard Earth need to invent the Bifrost from Thor. As The Dark World demonstrated, it's not just transportation; you can also use it to send those motherfuckers flying, if you just direct it from inside the house to the front doorstep.

A YouTube comment:

"what do u have to do to fly? I have beated blaine but my charizard cant fly it says this move cannot be used until next badge is unlocked Pls Help"

Why do people post this shit?

If it can be done, someone, somewhere, will do it, even if, and sometimes, especially if, for whatever reason, they really, really shouldn't. Further example: posting a sentence under twenty-five words that nonetheless crams in eight commas.

[Random Gal]

This morning, for some reason, I thought about Jehovah's Witnesses and how we haven't been visited by any in awhile. In a bizarre coincidence, OR PERHAPS DIVINE INTERVENTION, a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses came a-knockin' this afternoon.

I sure am glad that I have a decent brain in my head, otherwise I might be getting ready to go knock on some doors myself.

This is reason #2 why we on Midgard Earth need to invent the Bifrost from Thor. As The Dark World demonstrated, it's not just transportation; you can also use it to send those motherfuckers flying, if you just direct it from inside the house to the front doorstep.

A YouTube comment:

"what do u have to do to fly? I have beated blaine but my charizard cant fly it says this move cannot be used until next badge is unlocked Pls Help"

Why do people post this shit?

If it can be done, someone, somewhere, will do it, even if, and sometimes, especially if, for whatever reason, they really, really shouldn't. Further example: posting a sentence under twenty-five words that nonetheless crams in eight commas.

Suppose someone was doing a William Shatner impression?

[SpaceProg]

*Raises hand*  I was.


As I was reading it, anyway.

[Sixth Monarchist]

Technically, that's eight ellipses and no spaces between the words.

[chitoryu12]

Last time I saw John Barrowman, he was walking out of a convention with two bags of merchandise and a balloon flower around his head.

Nobody recognized him.

[Ultimate Paragon]

Last time I saw John Barrowman, he was walking out of a convention with two bags of merchandise and a balloon flower around his head.

Nobody recognized him.

It's surprisingly easy for celebrities to go out in public incognito.