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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2505 on: March 12, 2015, 12:59:32 am »
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2506 on: March 12, 2015, 05:32:57 am »
I feel like this guy needs to be turned into Metal gear boss: http://madworldnews.com/isis-nightmare-axe/



It was already done with the "Bulldozer" so it is only fair that the other side gets one too.
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Something along the lines of: "Now Aziz, you have cleared most of the level but the boss remains. He is called "The angel of death" and is the toughest opponent you have faced so far. Try to keep him at a distance by using your grenades and double jump, if he gets too close he will wield his axe and sword which will take 40% of your health with one hit. Try not to use all your healing potions because the next boss will be "King Abdul's flying armada" and he pilots his mecha-helicopter and summons more enemies during the battle."
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2507 on: May 16, 2015, 12:05:26 am »
Askold, you... you KILLED THREAD KILLER!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2508 on: May 16, 2015, 02:42:13 pm »
Now it's alive again.  Oh well.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2509 on: May 16, 2015, 02:55:17 pm »
Askold, you... you KILLED THREAD KILLER!
I'VE KILLED IT ONCE AND I CAN DO IT AGAIN!

...Now I just need to find another picture of an epic middle eastern warrior.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2510 on: May 19, 2015, 12:51:49 am »
I should create a program that replaces "thug" with "nigger". Would make right wing news sights much more honest.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2511 on: May 19, 2015, 12:58:58 am »
I caught myself saying "eh?" twice today. Goddammit you people, now you've got me doing it too!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2512 on: May 19, 2015, 07:50:15 am »
Didn't I tell you to be careful up there?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2513 on: May 19, 2015, 01:45:56 pm »
The galloping Canukism...  It can happen to you.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2514 on: May 21, 2015, 02:30:45 pm »
This helpful quiz will tell you what kind of blog you run using a d&d-inspired alignment chart, with "pure/problematic" replacing good/evil and "aesthetic/shitpost" replacing lawful/chaotic. (My blog is neutral shitpost, btw.)
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2515 on: May 21, 2015, 09:16:19 pm »
I'm True Neutral.

I prefer to think this is me existing outside ordinary categories rather than being boring.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2516 on: May 21, 2015, 09:53:26 pm »
I got Problematic Neutral. I'm so proud.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2517 on: May 21, 2015, 10:12:14 pm »
I...I am Problematic Evil.

I knew Mom being a jackal wasn't a good sign.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2518 on: May 21, 2015, 11:44:40 pm »
This is almost spookily accurate.


True Neutral

you're just doing your goddamn thing


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You're not problematic in a way that attracts criticism/attention or a pure beacon of social justice activism. Nor are you living for the aesthetic or shitposting your way to the fast lane of eternal damnation. You just have a blog on Tumblr.com and would really like to keep using it in peace. When you like A Thing, you reblog it.

You would very much like to avoid anononymous death threats from either end of the political spectrum, so you tend to stay moderate or post nothing political at all. You only signed up for this godforsaken website because you wanted to see more videos of cute animals, and now you are trapped in a polarized blue hellscape that changes it's fckng layout every godDAmn week....You would leave but you have no idea how you spent your time on the internet before you flushed your life down the toilet like this.

You are a survivor. I salute you. Now get back to those pictures of cats in sweaters.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2519 on: May 21, 2015, 11:50:10 pm »
Pure Neutral  in a way that fits me better than I would imagine.