Things That Annoy You

[Auggziliary]

I'm annoyed by those hard little ass zits that squirt when you squeeze, but it takes weeks of constant squeezing to get the head.

Spoiler'd for those squeamish about zits.

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You shouldn't pop zits like that. Squeezing makes it red and irritated, and it pushes the "juice" further which makes your zit worse. Also it scars you skin like a bitch, and when you get the liquid out you are spreading the zit-bacteria on your skin, which causes more breakouts.
The only time you should pop one is if it has a white spot on top. When you pop one put a washcloth with hot water(it shouldn't burn though, duh) on your face for a few minutes to open up your pores and soften the skin. Then put 2 fingers next to it and push them away from each other, this backwards "pushing" is a lot less damaging to your skin and wont leave a scar.

If you want to make it look less red and swollen, put a little bit of minty toothpaste on it for 15-30 minutes.

[R. U. Sirius]

*C* I see I was unclear in my original post; apologies.

I can deal with zits on my face with no problem; I don't often have them, and when I do I already use many of the remedies you suggest.

The ones that annoy me are, specifically, on my ass.

[Auggziliary]

*C* I see I was unclear in my original post; apologies.

I can deal with zits on my face with no problem; I don't often have them, and when I do I already use many of the remedies you suggest.

The ones that annoy me are, specifically, on my ass.

oh my

[R. U. Sirius]

Thanks for trying to help, though. *hug*

[Sleepy]

Not a single orthopedic doctor in my area will accept my insurance. I love such availability, you cock-suckers.

[Patches]

I hate the increasingly more common trend of clicking on a headline on a news site and being taken to a video rather than an article, with no text version of the article available.  I usually skim the news at work and don't have any audio, so video articles are useless.  Plus I read way faster than people talk, so it's tedious sitting through a two-minute video that's 80% filler in order to pick out the pertinent information, rather than skimming the relevant information from a text article in 20 seconds.

[Shane for Wax]

I hate the increasingly more common trend of clicking on a headline on a news site and being taken to a video rather than an article, with no text version of the article available.  I usually skim the news at work and don't have any audio, so video articles are useless.  Plus I read way faster than people talk, so it's tedious sitting through a two-minute video that's 80% filler in order to pick out the pertinent information, rather than skimming the relevant information from a text article in 20 seconds.

Oh me, too. I thought I was the only one. Give me words, dammit.

[Sleepy]

Same here. I don't want a damn video, I want text, especially if I'm looking for a specific piece of info on the matter.

[SpaceProg]

Ditto me too. 

[Art Vandelay]

Magpies. There's a couple of them with a nest near the house. I believe its a mother and a fledgeling. The mother likes to forage for food near my window, particularly in the early morning (as early as 5am) and the fledgeling follows her around, constantly screeching like a fucking banshee. Never in my life have I wanted to shoot something as badly as I do now.

[SpaceProg]

My throat is itchy and I'm feeling all allergy-like.   Yay.

[Auggziliary]

Magpies. There's a couple of them with a nest near the house. I believe its a mother and a fledgeling. The mother likes to forage for food near my window, particularly in the early morning (as early as 5am) and the fledgeling follows her around, constantly screeching like a fucking banshee. Never in my life have I wanted to shoot something as badly as I do now.

I remember at a camp I went to, it was mockingbird egg laying/nest building season. Well, mockingbirds are really fucking aggressive when it comes to getting nest material, and will even try to get human hair. Everyone thought the birds were racist because they kept trying to take the cornrows, Afros, and dreadlocks of the black kids, but I guess the birds thought it would make good nest material.

[Art Vandelay]

Well, I suppose that proves my theory. Birds are assholes.

[Auggziliary]

Well, I suppose that proves my theory. Birds are assholes.

They're only assholes to stuff they never learned to not be assholes to. If you raised a Magpie from an egg it would bond with you, so it would follow you around and want to play or cuddle.

[Art Vandelay]

Well, I suppose that proves my theory. Birds are assholes.

They're only assholes to stuff they never learned to not be assholes to. If you raised a Magpie from an egg it would bond with you, so it would follow you around and want to play or cuddle.

In the words of some random black woman: Aint nobody got time for that.