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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1800 on: August 05, 2012, 08:57:40 pm »
That this morning I decided to freak out over a Katydid on my phone. I don't usually freak out over bugs, but I just did for some reason, today.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1801 on: August 06, 2012, 10:52:06 am »
when people say "on accident" instead of "by accident", I don't know why it bothers me, it just does.


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1802 on: August 06, 2012, 01:53:00 pm »
when people say "on accident" instead of "by accident", I don't know why it bothers me, it just does.

It bothers you because it is bad grammar and they should feel bad.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1803 on: August 06, 2012, 05:26:35 pm »
So I'm sitting in my dining room, talking to my brothers, when we look outside and see a woman standing in front of our house, writing things in a notepad. So we go outside to see what's going on, and she says to us that our house numbers aren't correct. They're supposed to be brass, and ours aren't. And then she tells us that we're not allowed to have toys in our front yard, nor is the recycling can allowed to be there.

Says who? Well, apparently there is a community board that has deemed what is acceptable and what is not acceptable for the houses in the neighborhood.

Then a man comes up and starts talking to us, and we learn that he's been looking into our (fenced in) backyard, and has taken pictures of everything they feel is a violation.

That doesn't sound very legal to me.




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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1804 on: August 06, 2012, 05:30:11 pm »
Wait.  Quick question but do you have a home owners association?

Ironbite-cause if not yeah...not very legal.  Also I hate HOAs.

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« Reply #1805 on: August 06, 2012, 05:30:54 pm »
Possibly. Probably, yeah.
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« Reply #1806 on: August 06, 2012, 05:34:04 pm »
Look into it and then try to find out if you belong to said HOA.  If you don't...their rules probably won't apply to you.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1807 on: August 06, 2012, 05:37:22 pm »
Tell them you're more concerned about the suddenly ambulatory assholes cluttering up the streets.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1808 on: August 06, 2012, 05:40:33 pm »
So I'm sitting in my dining room, talking to my brothers, when we look outside and see a woman standing in front of our house, writing things in a notepad. So we go outside to see what's going on, and she says to us that our house numbers aren't correct. They're supposed to be brass, and ours aren't. And then she tells us that we're not allowed to have toys in our front yard, nor is the recycling can allowed to be there.

Says who? Well, apparently there is a community board that has deemed what is acceptable and what is not acceptable for the houses in the neighborhood.

Then a man comes up and starts talking to us, and we learn that he's been looking into our (fenced in) backyard, and has taken pictures of everything they feel is a violation.

That doesn't sound very legal to me.

Should've told them you'd take pictures of them, because you feel they're a violation of your privacy.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1809 on: August 06, 2012, 06:17:38 pm »
I will always avoid neighborhoods with any HOA bullshit for that very reason. Don't fucking tell me my numbers have to be brass, or my yard has to be a certain way, or what the fuck ever. I bought the goddamn thing, I'll decorate how I please.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1810 on: August 06, 2012, 06:20:39 pm »
I could understand if you had giant, bronze-plated dick statues in your yard or something, but they're always such pussies.  "You gotta have St. Augustine grass!"  "You gotta have my boot up your ass, get the fuck off my lawn."
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1811 on: August 06, 2012, 07:15:13 pm »
So I'm sitting in my dining room, talking to my brothers, when we look outside and see a woman standing in front of our house, writing things in a notepad. So we go outside to see what's going on, and she says to us that our house numbers aren't correct. They're supposed to be brass, and ours aren't. And then she tells us that we're not allowed to have toys in our front yard, nor is the recycling can allowed to be there.

Says who? Well, apparently there is a community board that has deemed what is acceptable and what is not acceptable for the houses in the neighborhood.

Then a man comes up and starts talking to us, and we learn that he's been looking into our (fenced in) backyard, and has taken pictures of everything they feel is a violation.

That doesn't sound very legal to me.






That is the most ridiculous thing ever.

I know my grandmother's sister was forced to build a fence around her air conditioning unit because of a similar thing. Apparently air conditioning units are so unsightly that they must remain unseen.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1812 on: August 06, 2012, 09:39:23 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1813 on: August 06, 2012, 09:43:31 pm »
So I'm sitting in my dining room, talking to my brothers, when we look outside and see a woman standing in front of our house, writing things in a notepad. So we go outside to see what's going on, and she says to us that our house numbers aren't correct. They're supposed to be brass, and ours aren't. And then she tells us that we're not allowed to have toys in our front yard, nor is the recycling can allowed to be there.

Says who? Well, apparently there is a community board that has deemed what is acceptable and what is not acceptable for the houses in the neighborhood.

Then a man comes up and starts talking to us, and we learn that he's been looking into our (fenced in) backyard, and has taken pictures of everything they feel is a violation.

That doesn't sound very legal to me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1814 on: August 06, 2012, 09:48:42 pm »
Year round.  Never take them down.