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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2520 on: November 11, 2012, 07:12:16 pm »
I love the image of Jeb in classic lumberjack flannel.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2521 on: November 11, 2012, 08:04:38 pm »
She's a lumberjack and she's okay...
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2522 on: November 11, 2012, 08:05:16 pm »
Must... resist... continuing... the... song...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2523 on: November 11, 2012, 08:06:30 pm »
She puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2524 on: November 11, 2012, 08:17:07 pm »
Which is... actually not too noteworthy, really... la la la cars! (because it rhymes with bars)

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2525 on: November 11, 2012, 08:49:33 pm »
After the longest time, I got another -1 on my Fuck Nos...  Makes me wonder what I said.  Oh well, I hope they've gotten over it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2526 on: November 12, 2012, 03:21:09 am »
Glitter. Seriously, I was just trying to sweep some off the floor (I'm typing this on my lunch break) and it *will not* pick up. Who invented glitter, anyway, and can i murder them?


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2527 on: November 12, 2012, 05:29:12 am »
the floor scrubber machine broke and while its not my fault per se (would've happened evenually anyway) it was brought on, as far as we know, by something I did. Tomorrow is gonna suck for me...


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2528 on: November 12, 2012, 05:48:04 am »
After the longest time, I got another -1 on my Fuck Nos...  Makes me wonder what I said.  Oh well, I hope they've gotten over it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2529 on: November 12, 2012, 06:56:03 am »
Glitter. Seriously, I was just trying to sweep some off the floor (I'm typing this on my lunch break) and it *will not* pick up. Who invented glitter, anyway, and can i murder them?

Dear God yes, before you kill him/her, I want to stab them in the dick/vagina. Glitter is damned annoying, it gets into everything and is almost impossible to get rid of. Once, when I was a dumber littler shit, I put on sunscreen with glitter in it. I still can't be sure if the glitter I find on my arms is from there or somewhere else.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2530 on: November 12, 2012, 05:16:04 pm »
Glitter. Seriously, I was just trying to sweep some off the floor (I'm typing this on my lunch break) and it *will not* pick up. Who invented glitter, anyway, and can i murder them?

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies--it goes EVERYWHERE, and there is no cure.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2531 on: November 12, 2012, 07:50:08 pm »
I'm back to job hunting because my current job has really been screwing me on hours lately. Every time I've been sent to a new property (I'm a temp worker), they say that they need me for X amount of days beyond the first, but never hear from my boss about whether I or anyone else is being sent out. It's incredibly frustrating to have a job that I got through a friend (one of the executives, incidentally) that pays quite nicely for my skill level, where I'm constantly getting told there's work for me, and then not sent out on assignment. I hate having to look at lower paying, mostly fast food jobs again, but I'm at a loss of what else to do.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2532 on: November 12, 2012, 07:59:23 pm »
Customers that hold up the line by not paying attention. Sometimes you have to call them up to 5 times.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2533 on: November 13, 2012, 12:36:51 am »
People who order espresso at 11:30 at night. After I've cleaned the machine.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2534 on: November 13, 2012, 12:46:31 am »
NO ESPRESSO FOR YOU! /soup nazi

Unless you work in a hospital they can go somewhere else. Even then, that's rude.

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