Things That Annoy You

[Sleepy]

I feel like I'm dying because I ate too many Goldfish. Seriously, who the fuck does that?

Do you mean eats goldfish, or gets sick off of said goldfish?

The latter.

[SpaceProg]

Maybe you should have cooked them first.  Fishay Fishay!

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Maybe you should have cooked them first.  Fishay Fishay!

Damn you for reminding me of a song I can't fully remember.

[Auggziliary]

I feel like I'm dying because I ate too many Goldfish. Seriously, who the fuck does that?

Do you mean eats goldfish, or gets sick off of said goldfish?

The latter.

How do u afford that? Just buy some tilapia... 

[Auggziliary]

Blue eye supremacists. We were talking about how the blue eyed gene was recessive, and that if we kept breeding randomly, blue eyes might become rare. Ditto with gingers, blondes, etc. One girl who had blue eyes and blonde hair said "Well that's why I'm marrying a blue eyed man, I don't want my baby to end up with brown eyes".

I also knew another girl who would gossip about other women's looks. She was a bitch. Basically if a brown-eyed girl was prettier than her she would literally say "But at least I have blue eyes".

Idk why they care so much. I like brown eyes. I prefer them to blue eyes when it comes to beauty, but not like these people. I know brown-eyes aren't a race, but it does come across as racist to me, since only northern European people have them.

[nickiknack]

Blue eye supremacists. We were talking about how the blue eyed gene was recessive, and that if we kept breeding randomly, blue eyes might become rare. Ditto with gingers, blondes, etc. One girl who had blue eyes and blonde hair said "Well that's why I'm marrying a blue eyed man, I don't want my baby to end up with brown eyes".

I also knew another girl who would gossip about other women's looks. She was a bitch. Basically if a brown-eyed girl was prettier than her she would literally say "But at least I have blue eyes".

Idk why they care so much. I like brown eyes. I prefer them to blue eyes when it comes to beauty, but not like these people. I know brown-eyes aren't a race, but it does come across as racist to me, since only northern European people have them.

WTF?? Who cares what color eyes someone has. Most of my family have blue eyes, it's only me and mom who don't(I have dark brown, while my Mom has Hazel).

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Blue eye supremacists. We were talking about how the blue eyed gene was recessive, and that if we kept breeding randomly, blue eyes might become rare. Ditto with gingers, blondes, etc. One girl who had blue eyes and blonde hair said "Well that's why I'm marrying a blue eyed man, I don't want my baby to end up with brown eyes".

I also knew another girl who would gossip about other women's looks. She was a bitch. Basically if a brown-eyed girl was prettier than her she would literally say "But at least I have blue eyes".

Idk why they care so much. I like brown eyes. I prefer them to blue eyes when it comes to beauty, but not like these people. I know brown-eyes aren't a race, but it does come across as racist to me, since only northern European people have them.

WTF?? Who cares what color eyes someone has. Most of my family have blue eyes, it's only me and mom who don't(I have dark brown, while my Mom has Hazel).

Wait a second.  People pay close enough attention to remember eye color of people?  I know my eye color, but only because I kinda have to for the sake of my driver's license.

[chitoryu12]

Blue eye supremacists. We were talking about how the blue eyed gene was recessive, and that if we kept breeding randomly, blue eyes might become rare. Ditto with gingers, blondes, etc. One girl who had blue eyes and blonde hair said "Well that's why I'm marrying a blue eyed man, I don't want my baby to end up with brown eyes".

I also knew another girl who would gossip about other women's looks. She was a bitch. Basically if a brown-eyed girl was prettier than her she would literally say "But at least I have blue eyes".

Idk why they care so much. I like brown eyes. I prefer them to blue eyes when it comes to beauty, but not like these people. I know brown-eyes aren't a race, but it does come across as racist to me, since only northern European people have them.

WTF?? Who cares what color eyes someone has. Most of my family have blue eyes, it's only me and mom who don't(I have dark brown, while my Mom has Hazel).

Wait a second.  People pay close enough attention to remember eye color of people?  I know my eye color, but only because I kinda have to for the sake of my driver's license.

I've gotten a lot of compliments on my blue eyes. As in random people literally have walked up, told me I had pretty eyes, and left.

I personally believe this is related to me being attractive otherwise.

[Art Vandelay]

I have blue eyes. I also never realised how much of a thing that is.

[Hades]

I've gotten a lot of compliments on my blue eyes. As in random people literally have walked up, told me I had pretty eyes, and left.

I personally believe this is related to me being attractive otherwise.

You need to be sat at the end of a humble pie conveyor belt like Art's signature.

[Sleepy]

I've gotten a lot of compliments on my blue eyes. As in random people literally have walked up, told me I had pretty eyes, and left.

I personally believe this is related to me being attractive otherwise.

You need to be sat at the end of a humble pie conveyor belt like Art's signature.

For fucking real.

[SpaceProg]

I'm not even sure what the heck color my eyes are.  They're like some kind of greyish murk with yellowish around the inside surrounding the pupil.  I've had somebody describe my eyes as.  "Uh...   Gr.. uh..  Grue?"

[ironbite]

I have blue eyes.

Ironbite-FUCK YA!

[chitoryu12]

I've gotten a lot of compliments on my blue eyes. As in random people literally have walked up, told me I had pretty eyes, and left.

I personally believe this is related to me being attractive otherwise.

You need to be sat at the end of a humble pie conveyor belt like Art's signature.

For fucking real.

Normally this would be the point where I point out my sarcasm.

Instead, I'll just laugh and continue drinking my soft drink.

[Sleepy]

I've gotten a lot of compliments on my blue eyes. As in random people literally have walked up, told me I had pretty eyes, and left.

I personally believe this is related to me being attractive otherwise.

You need to be sat at the end of a humble pie conveyor belt like Art's signature.

For fucking real.

Normally this would be the point where I point out my sarcasm.

Instead, I'll just laugh and continue drinking my soft drink.

I'm inclined to doubt that, given your frequent arrogance, but I can take your word for it.