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Offline Jebediah

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5385 on: September 17, 2013, 06:45:13 pm »
Quote from: Osama bin Bambi on September 17, 2013, 06:27:58 pm
just like anything else you fucking breathe into your lungs.

Such as air!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5386 on: September 17, 2013, 07:02:51 pm »
Air is the worst of them all. It's so addictive people start going into withdrawal in less than then a minute, and it's a huge source of carcinogens.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5387 on: September 17, 2013, 09:50:31 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on September 17, 2013, 07:02:51 pm
Air is the worst of them all. It's so addictive people start going into withdrawal in less than then a minute, and it's a huge source of carcinogens.
The snark is strong with this one.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5388 on: September 17, 2013, 09:53:18 pm »
Sad thing is... I thought of the same joke a few hours ago, but I was too bone idle to mention it.  :-/

I guess if you snooze your snark, you lose it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5389 on: September 17, 2013, 10:59:33 pm »
You must embark if you want to snark.

If your ass in park, it's too late to snark.

You're never leave your mark if you forget to snark.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5390 on: September 17, 2013, 11:23:51 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on September 17, 2013, 10:59:33 pm
You must embark if you want to snark.

If your ass in park, it's too late to snark.

You're never leave your mark if you forget to snark.

Go to bed.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5391 on: September 17, 2013, 11:48:36 pm »
I love this place.

EDIT: So damn much.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5392 on: September 17, 2013, 11:56:01 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on September 17, 2013, 10:59:33 pm
You must embark if you want to snark.

If your ass in park, it's too late to snark.

You're never leave your mark if you forget to snark.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5393 on: September 17, 2013, 11:58:38 pm »
Total genius indeed.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5394 on: September 18, 2013, 12:00:45 am »
On another note: an acquaintance of mine regularly calls himself a mongol when he does something stupid. I have as yet not asked him if he knows anyone with Down syndrome.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5395 on: September 18, 2013, 12:03:25 am »
Mongoloid, you mean? 

It's kinda funny to think he's calling himself a member of an ancient warrior race of Asia.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5396 on: September 18, 2013, 12:06:23 am »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on September 17, 2013, 11:56:01 pm
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on September 17, 2013, 10:59:33 pm
You must embark if you want to snark.

If your ass in park, it's too late to snark.

You're never leave your mark if you forget to snark.


Sleep is for pussies.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5397 on: September 18, 2013, 12:08:14 am »
Big pussies at that.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5398 on: September 18, 2013, 12:09:17 am »
For once, that pun was actually unintentional.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5399 on: September 18, 2013, 12:10:28 am »
Quote from: SpaceProg on September 18, 2013, 12:03:25 am
Mongoloid, you mean? 

It's kinda funny to think he's calling himself a member of an ancient warrior race of Asia.

No, he generally uses the term mongol (which was also used to describe people with Down syndrome before the latter term became preferred). It's pretty clear from context that he means "retarded" rather than "Asian warrior".
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.
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