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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5505 on: September 26, 2013, 10:40:37 am »
There is a little wild bird in the house. I have no idea how said little wild bird got in the house. I opened a window and am waiting to see if it realizes the window is open.
Had that happen before. It got in through a hole in the ceiling. It was a fun morning.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5506 on: September 26, 2013, 03:03:22 pm »
Had that happen at our old house. My dad ran around trying to catch it with a fish net. It was not a successful venture. Eventually it did fly out the door it came in through.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5507 on: September 26, 2013, 03:51:02 pm »
It went out the window after about half an hour. I still have no idea how it got in.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5508 on: September 26, 2013, 04:03:04 pm »
The site I was watching Game of Thrones on is down or shut down and now I can't finish season 2 until I can find another way to watch it. And no, I'm not downloading it. I was streaming it for a reason.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5509 on: September 26, 2013, 04:58:42 pm »
Pandora has disappeared from my Apple TV since Apple rolled out iTunes Radio.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5510 on: September 26, 2013, 05:49:28 pm »
I'm too caffeinated to sleep, too sick to eat, and too light-headed to do anything useful. This gripe is brought to you by the letter Z for Zoloft.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5511 on: September 26, 2013, 06:07:42 pm »
I'll never forget the time he, if memory serves, quoted his mother saying the phrase "faggy delights."  I dunno why, but it amuses me to no end.

That was mum talking about how my bed was too small for me and my boyfriend to fuck.

Edit. Ah yeo. Heres the whole quote

21:19   Deimos:   mum: you sleep as the same room as jay yeah?
21:19   Deimos:   Me: yep
21:19   Deimos:   Mum: ah, well the only reason i wont let you sleep in the same room is respect
21:19   Deimos:   me:...ok
21:19   Deimos:   Mum: i doubt you could even play humpy humpy games on your bed
21:19   Deimos:   me: DUDE
21:19   Deimos:   mum: what, its too small, you need room all the romping and...faggy delights
21:19   Deimos:   Me:...dear god please stop talking....
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5512 on: September 26, 2013, 06:17:07 pm »
I wish my mom was that... unconcerned about my soul in light of my non-heteronormativity.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5513 on: September 26, 2013, 07:06:49 pm »
I can't seem to eat enough to not be hungry today.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5514 on: September 27, 2013, 12:02:45 am »
I can't seem to eat enough to not be hungry today.

I'm not the only one who gets that way?  I dunno what the fuck causes it, but lemme tell ya, its a right pain in the arse.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5515 on: September 27, 2013, 01:09:32 am »
My little brother used my name change as an excuse to have his buddies shoot Nerf darts and rubber bands at me ("Fire at Will!"). As painful as the rubber band welts are, I'm too much of a sucker for terrible puns to really be mad at him.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5516 on: September 27, 2013, 01:36:56 am »
Someone at my school stole my MP3 player which pisses me off!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5517 on: September 27, 2013, 01:39:42 am »
My little brother used my name change as an excuse to have his buddies shoot Nerf darts and rubber bands at me ("Fire at Will!"). As painful as the rubber band welts are, I'm too much of a sucker for terrible puns to really be mad at him.
Hehe... I have to admit, I probably would have done the same thing were I in his shoes and a little kid. 

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5518 on: September 27, 2013, 02:27:15 am »
My little brother used my name change as an excuse to have his buddies shoot Nerf darts and rubber bands at me ("Fire at Will!"). As painful as the rubber band welts are, I'm too much of a sucker for terrible puns to really be mad at him.
Hehe... I have to admit, I probably would have done the same thing were I in his shoes and a little kid.

And hey, at least he's acknowledging your name change and shamelessly taking advantage of it for the purpose of humor instead of just making fun of you and denying that you can do that.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5519 on: September 27, 2013, 02:03:39 pm »
So I just did this Healthcare tax credit calculator thing, and according to it I don't qualify for any tax credits, which is complete crap given that I only took home a little over $9,500 last year. I might have to end up on Medicaid, which really annoys me because I've had a really bad experience with it years ago where they would assign a doctor to me, and every time I called to make an appointment, they told me "they weren't taking anymore patients on". The happened about 7 times before I just gave up, and made an appointment with a private doctor which I had to shell out close to $500 for. Fuck the US Healthcare system.
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