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There is no hope for Murica. *sob*
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
LOTR characters as metal genres:
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches. Tingly!
The logical response to getting that tingle in his dingle is turning into an asshat, of course.
As far a I know Christopher Lee is the only one of the main actors who has been on metal records.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.