And, even if not, still disproportionate retribution.
After watching what happens to an office when lunch thieves appear, I can assure you, if it doesn't involve death, a particularly slow and cruel one, it's not going to be considered apportioned to the crime.
Doesn't help that the same person helped themself to a check off the CEO's desk(not that the idiot could have cashed it, but they did get cashed out over it). But hey, they finally got to installing security cameras in the server room after the TV dissappeared from the break room. Never did prove who did that, but we ain't had shit happen since the lunch thief was drawn and quartered. I'm only joking about one thing in this entire post. Guess which bit.
