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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10560 on: May 02, 2015, 07:38:49 pm »

I got as far as "capo billary". Anyone else want to give it a shot?

I read it all, but I'm not sure I understand it. I get the feeling the author doesn't have "full capo billary". I think "capo billary" might be the new "cuality".

The author is complaining about parents who have disabled kids and don't push them hard enough.

Also, not sure if this is clear or not, but "capo billary" almost certainly is meant to be "capability".

Really?  I thought it had something to do with the Mafia.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10561 on: May 02, 2015, 11:52:30 pm »
Capo is a real word. Besides meaning "trustie" or "trustee" (a prisoner who acts as the guards' assistant) in a prison in NA, SA, & Europe, it is the name for a clip-on fret bridge to scale up a stringed instrument, i.e., for a guitar, banjo, or ukulele, and they make one for bowed instruments, too. I had a capo for my viola. Used it once in a practice session in high school orchestra. Billary is complete and utter cack. Not even Apple's Siri would auto correct to that. I bet the post is written by a Bogan Aussie, Hoser Canuck, Wigham Brit, or Redneck from the Flyover States of America. No immigrant status needed to explain that level of illiteracy.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10562 on: May 03, 2015, 01:57:29 am »
Billary is complete and utter cack.

It was "biliary", which is a word. That sentence was slaughtered by autocorrect.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10563 on: May 03, 2015, 02:37:59 am »

I got as far as "capo billary". Anyone else want to give it a shot?

I read it all, but I'm not sure I understand it. I get the feeling the author doesn't have "full capo billary". I think "capo billary" might be the new "cuality".

The author is complaining about parents who have disabled kids and don't push them hard enough.

Also, not sure if this is clear or not, but "capo billary" almost certainly is meant to be "capability".

Yeah, that's what I was pretty sure it was saying.

Billary is complete and utter cack.

It was "biliary", which is a word. That sentence was slaughtered by autocorrect.

Autocorrect or not, how does someone not notice all the errors in that? Also the punctuation is a bit lacking, but miles ahead of some stuff I've seen.

Speaking of which, in a class I was in last semester, the instructor mentioned how college professors are now having a problem with people using texting speak in their writing. Who the hell would think texting speak is appropriate in even the most informal essay?
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10564 on: May 03, 2015, 05:50:22 am »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10565 on: May 03, 2015, 05:12:40 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10566 on: May 03, 2015, 08:32:26 pm »

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« Reply #10567 on: May 06, 2015, 01:26:55 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10570 on: May 06, 2015, 10:00:29 am »
Took me a minute.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10571 on: May 06, 2015, 11:02:36 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10572 on: May 06, 2015, 02:31:49 pm »
I still don't get it.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10573 on: May 06, 2015, 02:40:45 pm »
I still don't get it.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10574 on: May 06, 2015, 02:45:18 pm »
Oh, well now I feel stupid.