The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread

[largeham]

And dwarves are pretty strong, while halflings tend to be quite weaker.

[Quasirodent]

Wait, I thought Dwarves were a non-human race, the way Elves are - while halflings are half-human in origin.

[Shane for Wax]

Yankee candle released a series of Man Candles with such smells as mowed lawns, sawdust, and football field. Umm, how is a football field suppose to smell like?

If you've smelled a football field you'll know. It has a unique scent. I can't describe it in words tho.

[Thejebusfire]

Enjoy your thirty dollar man candles gentlemen.

I'll just stick with my five dollar girly smelling candles.

[Witchyjoshy]

Wait, I thought Dwarves were a non-human race, the way Elves are - while halflings are half-human in origin.

Nope, halflings are as distinct from men as dwarves and elves are.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Yankee candle released a series of Man Candles with such smells as mowed lawns, sawdust, and football field. Umm, how is a football field suppose to smell like?

I can just picture some sexually insecure dude being all, "No way am I gay! My house smells like a 2x4!"

[JohnE]

Wait, I thought Dwarves were a non-human race, the way Elves are - while halflings are half-human in origin.

Nope, halflings are as distinct from men as dwarves and elves are.

I thought Tolkien said hobbits are related to humans.

[Art Vandelay]

Wait, I thought Dwarves were a non-human race, the way Elves are - while halflings are half-human in origin.

Nope, halflings are as distinct from men as dwarves and elves are.

I thought Tolkien said hobbits are related to humans.

They're all humans. That's why they're different races rather than species.

[Thejebusfire]

[Osama bin Bambi]

It's not a pic, but it was from a compilation of Onion articles in book form. It is from 17-23 Feb. 2005.

Israeli-Palestinian Cease-Fire
Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon recently declared a cease-fire. What are some conditions of the peace accord?

> Any violence committed on a weekday must be made up with extra peace on evenings or weekends
> The cease-fire may not be broken by any conflict stemming from less than half a century's worth of hatred
> Leaders of both countries agree to shake hands at least once a month, with photographers present
> Vows to drive one another into the sea must be downgraded to vows to drive one another to the beach for a nice weekend
> Israel gets to keep that wall up in Jerusalem, because it would be a shame to tear it down after all that work
> Palestinians must provide Israelis with full disclosure on their rock-throwing and tunnel-digging technologies
> Both sides really have to try this time
> Israeli air strikes and Palestinian suicide bombings exempt from agreement

[Zygarde]

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its big

[Kristine]

It's not a pic, but it was from a compilation of Onion articles in book form. It is from 17-23 Feb. 2005.

Israeli-Palestinian Cease-Fire
Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon recently declared a cease-fire. What are some conditions of the peace accord?

> Any violence committed on a weekday must be made up with extra peace on evenings or weekends
> The cease-fire may not be broken by any conflict stemming from less than half a century's worth of hatred
> Leaders of both countries agree to shake hands at least once a month, with photographers present
> Vows to drive one another into the sea must be downgraded to vows to drive one another to the beach for a nice weekend
> Israel gets to keep that wall up in Jerusalem, because it would be a shame to tear it down after all that work
> Palestinians must provide Israelis with full disclosure on their rock-throwing and tunnel-digging technologies
> Both sides really have to try this time
> Israeli air strikes and Palestinian suicide bombings exempt from agreement

ahhh, recyclable news... 

[Osama bin Bambi]

I think whether or not homeschooling works really depends on the kid. Some do really well and come out well-rounded - these tend to be the self-motivated ones. Others are given no balanced direction and tend to end up absurdly advanced in one area, but crippled in others.

[Art Vandelay]

[Thejebusfire]