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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2685 on: January 18, 2016, 10:47:54 pm »
If you ever have a yacht with no sails, they're dead handy to have around.

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« Reply #2686 on: January 18, 2016, 10:50:23 pm »
If you think all wine tastes the same I pity you. Even if you are drinking your wine from a goon sack there is a noticeable difference between port and hunter valley dry red. Let alone white wine or bubbles.

Good wine doesn't have to be expensive but there is a clear fucking difference between good and bad wine.

On another note I have no problem with Jam and Vaginas, quite partial to larger labia too.

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Like them too - when you're as hung as me, larger labia are better - larger and covered in lager
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« Reply #2687 on: January 19, 2016, 06:32:10 pm »
You'd better be careful, that shit burns like the eternal flames of hell. (So does Astroglide, but who's counting)
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #2688 on: January 19, 2016, 07:16:31 pm »
.....what do you and Ravy get up to?

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« Reply #2689 on: January 19, 2016, 07:40:21 pm »
Same thing almost every other couple gets up to. Covering the floor in sex lube and using it as a Slip 'n' Slide.

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« Reply #2690 on: January 19, 2016, 07:57:51 pm »
Must be a bitch to clean up.

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« Reply #2691 on: January 19, 2016, 08:00:37 pm »
Especially with all that lager

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« Reply #2692 on: January 19, 2016, 08:37:59 pm »
Its nothing the grease fighting power of Dawn can't handle.
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« Reply #2693 on: January 19, 2016, 08:46:10 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #2694 on: January 19, 2016, 08:59:59 pm »
Remember when I said we could go lower than the gutter? Yeah we've nearly reached it.

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« Reply #2695 on: January 19, 2016, 10:17:50 pm »
So are the lager labia for eating in the colloquial sense or the cannibalistic one? Around here it could easily be either.
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« Reply #2696 on: January 19, 2016, 11:23:51 pm »
Does anyone have the image for the Mexican food ad with the little girl saying: "Why not both?"

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« Reply #2697 on: January 19, 2016, 11:27:40 pm »
*plays mariachi music*

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« Reply #2698 on: January 19, 2016, 11:29:00 pm »
If it's big enough, she probably won't mind if you cut off a few chunks to munch on while you're simultaneously 'eating' her.
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« Reply #2699 on: January 20, 2016, 12:00:14 am »
I don't know about you Sleepy but all the girls I know have enough nerves in their labia to both know and mind if you just started slicing off random bits while giving them head.

Like when your getting a blowjob and there is too much teeth. Fuck baby if I wanted that much teeth I'd date a mohel.