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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2700 on: January 20, 2016, 12:14:22 am »
I remember reading somewhere that, ahem, innies had about 9 times as many nerve endings in their bits as outies. I don't know if it's legit though, so take it with a grain of salt.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2701 on: January 20, 2016, 12:36:11 am »
Fuck even with 9 times less I'd be wary about breaking out the knife and fork

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2702 on: January 20, 2016, 07:24:47 am »
I remember reading somewhere that, ahem, innies had about 9 times as many nerve endings in their bits as outies. I don't know if it's legit though, so take it with a grain of salt.

I read that it was only two times, with outies having about 4,000 and innies having over 9,000.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2703 on: January 20, 2016, 07:33:58 am »
I remember reading somewhere that, ahem, innies had about 9 times as many nerve endings in their bits as outies. I don't know if it's legit though, so take it with a grain of salt.

I read that it was only two times, with outies having about 4,000 and innies having over 9,000.

outies having about 4,000 and innies having over 9,000.


over 9,000.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2704 on: January 21, 2016, 11:56:36 pm »
I don't wanna post sources because I'm on my work laptop, but I've read conflicting reports stating that the clitoris and glans have roughly the same number of nerve endings. Still, we have more nerve endings contained in a tiny space, so yeah. You'll probably notice if someone's chompin' down there, but if that's what you're into (which, let's be honest, we all are), then keep on eatin', brah.

Wait, shit, we were talking about labia. Fuck, just eat it all.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2016, 12:00:53 am by Sleepy »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2705 on: January 22, 2016, 02:18:10 am »
I think the real question is eating or masticating.

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« Reply #2706 on: January 22, 2016, 11:47:50 am »
Wow, can this thread possibly get any more disturbing?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2707 on: January 22, 2016, 01:03:58 pm »
Random, I know that cunnilingus may be a scary subject but as far as oral fixations go it is much healthier than tobacco or lollipops.

Though doing it in public is prohibited in more regions than than the latter two.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2708 on: January 22, 2016, 01:30:24 pm »
Does Finland ban smoking in most public places (shops, restaurants, etc.)?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2709 on: January 22, 2016, 01:32:38 pm »
Does Finland ban smoking in most public places (shops, restaurants, etc.)?

AFAIK, yes.

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« Reply #2710 on: January 22, 2016, 07:18:42 pm »
Those tyrants!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2711 on: February 13, 2016, 10:30:17 am »
Anybody else think the "puppy monkey baby" commercial was trying too hard to be a meme?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2712 on: February 13, 2016, 06:26:11 pm »
But of course.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2713 on: February 15, 2016, 06:58:09 pm »
That commercial only succeeded in creating a horrifying abomination straight out of someone's worst nightmares.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2714 on: February 15, 2016, 07:53:47 pm »
I fucking hate people who smoke around me or smoke in public. It's fucking disgusting. What's more it shows contempt for those around you. At least heroin users aren't shoving their drug of choice in your face.

Frankly if you smoke where it can get on other people in public they should be allowed to spit on you back. Ironically their spit is probably less harmful.

Now I don't know why it is but I'm less down on weed or meth smokers. I'm not sure if its because I don't know anyone who regularly smokes 30 cones/joints a day in public or because methheads give the best head.