Last night, I visited a parallel universe/alternate timeline/whatever while I was asleep. Things were very different there. Trump was a Democrat who pandered to left-wing extremists, dodos still existed, and The Room was an acclaimed classic.
But the difference you're probably most interested in is that Jacob Harrison was actually reasonable. He didn't say the California Amerindians had it coming, he didn't say gay people should be chemically castrated, and he didn't blame the Catholic sex abuse scandals on Vatican II. He was also a lot less pitiful, being far more charismatic, intelligent, and lucky in love.
Anyway, I'm going to make an animated movie about this and why it means cheating on your SO is wrong.