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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3705 on: April 10, 2013, 12:19:16 pm »
When you're holding your dog, and he decides it's time to get a boner.

Also some jackass sent me message saying that libertarian socialism is an oxymoron, yeah I don't think you know that the term "libertarian" was first  used to describe it in a political sense, was  by French anarcho-communists in the mid 1800's, to describe themselves but whatever, I really don't feel like debating political terms on OK Cupid, just because you buy into the modern perverted version of Libertarianism.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3706 on: April 10, 2013, 04:17:47 pm »
I really, really hate they way some people pluralise "guys".  It's already a plural, "guyses" makes no fucking sense.

I know it's trivial but sometimes it's the trivial things that inexplicably piss you off.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3707 on: April 10, 2013, 11:35:39 pm »
Quote from: Katsuro on April 10, 2013, 04:17:47 pm
I really, really hate they way some people pluralise "guys".  It's already a plural, "guyses" makes no fucking sense.

I know it's trivial but sometimes it's the trivial things that inexplicably piss you off.
Yes. Same with people saying "bestest" instead of "best", and yes, people still do that after grade two. Because you guyses are my bestest friends!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3708 on: April 11, 2013, 12:15:22 am »
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Because you guyses are my bestest friends!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3709 on: April 11, 2013, 12:24:29 am »
Oh, I know. I used to get mad at people for doing that seriously back in grade 2.

On another note, I'm annoyed when I click a youtube video for a game and it turns out to be someone pointing a shaky camcorder at a TV. That's not okay. Also when I type "got" instead of 'for" or the other way around. or "love" instead of "like", which I've done more than once.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3710 on: April 11, 2013, 03:59:09 am »
Quote from: Empress Nicki on April 10, 2013, 12:19:16 pm
When you're holding your dog, and he decides it's time to get a boner.

Also some jackass sent me message saying that libertarian socialism is an oxymoron, yeah I don't think you know that the term "libertarian" was first  used to describe it in a political sense, was  by French anarcho-communists in the mid 1800's, to describe themselves but whatever, I really don't feel like debating political terms on OK Cupid, just because you buy into the modern perverted version of Libertarianism.

Hey bitch your politics don't make any sense. You wanna go on a date to my mother's basement. Don't worry its totally sweet I have my own bar fridge and everything.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3711 on: April 11, 2013, 11:55:48 am »
I'm rather annoyed that one of the sheets on my bed has ripped, and I've only used them for about a year and a half now. Never had sheets tear that quickly before. I haven't had time to go to the store to get replacements, so the hole is spreading upward since I apparently thrash around at night and make it even bigger.

Also, I have to put drops in my eyes now, which is really difficult. I'm fine when someone else does it because I have no choice but to stay still, but I inevitably flinch almost every time when I do it myself.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3712 on: April 11, 2013, 12:44:05 pm »
I flinched just reading about the eye drops. I dunno why but I really despise anything near my face including eye drops. I also have trouble with diving masks and such.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3713 on: April 11, 2013, 01:34:07 pm »
Yeah, I have issues with anything touching my face. When the doctor held my eye open for drops, she was seriously pinching my cheek and I nearly flipped my lid. Not everyone has impermeable leather skin, dude.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3714 on: April 11, 2013, 04:05:38 pm »
Last couple of days the outside has been pretty stinky because the neighbor across the road has spread chicken shit in his pastures.  I know it's temporary and he does it every year at this time, but... meh.  Kvetch.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3715 on: April 11, 2013, 08:30:33 pm »
I had a dream about this cuddly rooster I met in real life once. It just sat in my lap and cuddled with me again. Then I woke up, and he was gone...  :'(
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3716 on: April 11, 2013, 08:59:47 pm »
Quote from: Auggziliary on April 11, 2013, 08:30:33 pm
I had a dream about this cuddly rooster I met in real life once. It just sat in my lap and cuddled with me again. Then I woke up, and he was gone...  :'(
I had a dream like that, but with a dragon that I'd created with a lab I had in my closet. I distinctly remember explaining to a friend that the genes that made the dragon docile were the same ones that inhibited growth, keeping it around the size of a German shepherd. Then I took a nap with it curled up next to me and woke up cuddling my pillow. Worst dream ever (and I usually die in my dreams).
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3717 on: April 11, 2013, 09:43:45 pm »
Quote from: Sleepy on April 11, 2013, 01:34:07 pm
Yeah, I have issues with anything touching my face. When the doctor held my eye open for drops, she was seriously pinching my cheek and I nearly flipped my lid. Not everyone has impermeable leather skin, dude.

Wow that's bad. I wouldn't have been able to stand it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3718 on: April 12, 2013, 12:29:42 am »
So I'm not the only person here who's annoyed as tits at electric car windows, right?  I'm sick of having to have the turn on the electrical circuits of my car to roll my fucking windows up or down.  What's worse is that the front controls don't do shit, so I can only roll down the back windows with the back controls.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #3719 on: April 12, 2013, 03:00:48 am »
There are rats living in the backyard, and I've also seen several rabbits around lately.
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