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Offline Sleepy

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4095 on: June 06, 2013, 09:28:07 pm »
This was about four years ago, but it still annoys the hell out of me. My behind-the-wheel driving instructor told us we must obey the "thump-thump" rule. That is, never try to avoid an animal in the road because it braking or swerving can be extremely dangerous.

I understand that you don't want to swerve to avoid an animal when you're going down the highway and are surrounded by other vehicles. But if I have a safe chance to brake or avoid it, then I most certainly will. It'd be cruel not to.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4096 on: June 07, 2013, 07:00:31 am »
Why is it every time I wander over to Facebook, there's always some fuckwad using hashtags? At this rate, I'll have unfriended everyone by the end of the week.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4097 on: June 07, 2013, 07:10:51 am »
Just wait, soon it all will be called TwitterFace.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4098 on: June 07, 2013, 06:02:00 pm »
TwitterFace sounds like it could be the name of a pigeon in a comic by Tom Siddell.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4099 on: June 07, 2013, 07:21:51 pm »


TwitterFace! Needs a spokesmodel. Melissa wants to try out for it!

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Pretty good for a first take, huh? :P
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4100 on: June 07, 2013, 09:54:00 pm »
TwitterFace sounds like it could be the name of a pigeon in a comic by Tom Siddell.

That is triple sweet!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4101 on: June 07, 2013, 11:55:26 pm »
The ugly as fuck, huge t-shirt that I have to wear this weekend at work, because of some stupid Home sale, I may burn it after work on Sunday.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4102 on: June 08, 2013, 01:34:57 am »
Why is that every time in the past two weeks I've tried to take my test for my drivers' license, I've been fucking.  Rained.  OUT?  Why the FUCK do I have to live in a god damned jungle?  I'll get this bastard.  And I won't be in this damnable jungle come the end of next week.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4103 on: June 08, 2013, 03:01:21 am »
You know what's fun? Waking up with diarrhoea. I'm barely even awake and already the toilet bowl looks like someone threw a pot of gravy in its general direction.

At least the smell has finally dissipated.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4104 on: June 08, 2013, 03:03:23 am »
You know what's fun? Waking up with diarrhoea. I'm barely even awake and already the toilet bowl looks like someone threw a pot of gravy in its general direction.

At least the smell has finally dissipated.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4105 on: June 08, 2013, 03:14:23 am »
You know what's fun? Waking up with diarrhoea. I'm barely even awake and already the toilet bowl looks like someone threw a pot of gravy in its general direction.

At least the smell has finally dissipated.

....that's not a mailbox!

There was no one worthy of my affection nearby at the time.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4106 on: June 08, 2013, 11:57:35 am »
You know what's awesome about having a higher sex drive than your partner?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4107 on: June 08, 2013, 07:22:41 pm »
You know what's awesome about having a higher sex drive than your partner?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL.
Be happy yours has one. There are worse things.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4108 on: June 08, 2013, 07:28:10 pm »
Meh.  Sex drives are overrated.

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Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4109 on: June 08, 2013, 07:31:38 pm »
"You're so fat that you'll never be able to find out the sex of your baby until it is born."

"Due to the fact that she's very fat, the only way she'll ever be able to give birth is by c-section" (said to my mother-in-law and not me).

Yeah, needless to say, I found a different hospital after that appointment.
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