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Offline Askold

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4500 on: July 25, 2013, 12:34:40 am »
Graffiti and tags.

The illegal ones specifically. Why go mess up other peoples walls and fences without permission? If you really think that what you are doing is art then why use it to deface property? Why not put it somewhere where you are allowed to put it? I mean, the town where I live has the biggest legal graffiti park in any of the nordic coutries but do the kids restrict their art to that? No.

The thing that annoys me the most is whenever something is cleaned or repainted to get rid of the graffiti you can be sure that some wiseass makes one of those oh-so clever "Was cleaning this wall a smart use of tax money?" texts on the wall. Or something similar like this:


Really? Are you peope unable to feel joy unless you are doing something you are not allowed to do?

I admit that this is not the worst crime of all time, which is why this is something that merely annoys me rather than makes me rage.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4501 on: July 25, 2013, 12:38:13 am »
Really? Are you peope unable to feel joy unless you are doing something you are not allowed to do?

A lot of people are like stupid children that way.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4502 on: July 25, 2013, 12:49:05 am »
I'm sorry Askold but that's fucking hilarious.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4503 on: July 25, 2013, 02:31:55 am »
I wonder if then the same guy was photographed in the same pose preparing to erase his stencil.

And then he got two superimposed images of himself stenciled in the same spot. And then he comes back...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4504 on: July 25, 2013, 08:43:41 am »
I'm sorry Askold but that's fucking hilarious.

Agreed, that example is actually quite funny.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4505 on: July 25, 2013, 11:27:14 am »
pretentious assholes who have no sense of humor.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4506 on: July 25, 2013, 12:18:04 pm »
Sun poisoning.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4507 on: July 25, 2013, 12:32:07 pm »
Being in the hospital and having an annoying neighbor.

The hospital is often full so I take whatever bed I can get but still...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4508 on: July 25, 2013, 03:20:33 pm »
Waking up to a painful headache.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4509 on: July 25, 2013, 03:42:47 pm »
The stupid "Resolution Successful!" crap that happens whenever the damn internet connection resets.  If the resolution was so goddamn successful, take me to the fucking page!  The worst part is that I can't just refresh the page or reopen the browser after a minute to get back to it, because the stupid 'resolution successful' page replaces the address in the address bar with it's own, so I'd just be reloading that damn page.  And of course, I just happen to restart my laptop and get chrome open again right as the connection was 'resolving' itself, so a quarter of the tabs I had open loaded that fucking message instead of the page.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4510 on: July 25, 2013, 04:28:00 pm »
Computers that reset from the smallest glitch or spike.

You have to save your work every five minutes and reboot it every fifteen.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4511 on: July 25, 2013, 09:39:43 pm »
I can't find any nice socks in my size. Woo, big feet!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4512 on: July 25, 2013, 10:12:55 pm »
An itch on the highest part of the arch on the foot.  And you cant get at it because of the shoes
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4513 on: July 25, 2013, 11:00:40 pm »
Yay my mother still has drinking problems.... >.>

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #4514 on: July 25, 2013, 11:18:54 pm »
Ahhh... that kind of drunk.   Well... better than the violent types at least.