Things That Annoy You

[Shane for Wax]

I hate having a mild headache that increases to major and when it does is when people decide to mow the lawn.

[SpaceProg]

Cats will vomit any time, anywhere.  They're always up for a chunder.

[Katsuro]

Warniing, first world problem ahead:

I don't like it when food manufactuers insist in putting a prime number of slices in their packets of cooked meats.  I, and just about everyone i know, puts 2 slices in a sandwich (obviously that's different if it's a pack of wafer thin ham or something) which leaves one single, uselss left over slice at the end.  You could have varying numbers of odd numbered slices in your sandwhiches, but that still means you have either too few slices in a sandwhich or too many - you're always going to get at least one sandwhich that isn't made they way you like it.

[SpaceProg]

^ Yes!

Man, I was hoping I wasn't the only one who had that kind of peeve.  I wondered if it was just me being OCD or not.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

I hate the fact that the slices aren't the same size as the bread slices, so I have to cut up a second slice to fill in the gaps.

[ironbite]

You're making your sammiches wrong then.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

How am I making my sandwiches wrong?

How dare you question my sandwich making abilities!

[ironbite]

Well for starters....are you laying out your meat in the corners?

[PosthumanHeresy]

Cats will vomit any time, anywhere.  They're always up for a chunder.

Likewise, my dog, Chai, will too.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

Well for starters....are you laying out your meat in the corners?

I usually fold the meat slices in half and have three of those and it works out OK.

Cheese slices are the ones I have problems with, they aren't the same length or width as the bread, so I have to cut out rectangles of cheese to fill in the gaps at the side and the top.

[wrightway]

Well for starters....are you laying out your meat in the corners?

I usually fold the meat slices in half and have three of those and it works out OK.

Cheese slices are the ones I have problems with, they aren't the same length or width as the bread, so I have to cut out rectangles of cheese to fill in the gaps at the side and the top.

The other big dog in the house (I'm not even sure who he belongs to at this point, he's changed hands between at least three different family members) is a vengeance shitter. He'll go outside, come back in, shit on the rug because he's upset about something. Every fucking time.

[SpaceProg]

Well for starters....are you laying out your meat in the corners?

I usually fold the meat slices in half and have three of those and it works out OK.

Cheese slices are the ones I have problems with, they aren't the same length or width as the bread, so I have to cut out rectangles of cheese to fill in the gaps at the side and the top.

The other big dog in the house (I'm not even sure who he belongs to at this point, he's changed hands between at least three different family members) is a vengeance shitter. He'll go outside, come back in, shit on the rug because he's upset about something. Every fucking time.

I think you may have quoted the wrong person, there...

[wrightway]

I.....fucking A. How did I even do that?!

[Ghoti]

I was at a friend's house, during a very subdued party-type thing, when one guy starts talking about a con he went to. Since I've (sadly) never been to a con, I listened for about a minute. The whole time I heard him speak, it was "all the girls there were ugly or Fake Nerd Girls^TM or ugly Fake Nerd Girls. I said "hold that thought", got a glass of pop, splashed it in his smug little jerkface, and jumped out a (first-story) window.
That's how much the "fake nerd girl" phenomenon pisses me off.

This deserves a Fuck Yeah so badly.

Thank you! /)^3^(\
I like how everyone accepts my window-jumping without comment. (McFuckNuts was in front of the door.)

[lord gibbon]

Hey, when you're that cool, you can't just leave like a normal person. You have to exit in style. Personally, I like to slip out when no one notices, let them try and find me for a while. But you didn't have that option this time, so you went with the next best way, self-defenestration.