Things That Annoy You

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Going drinking twice in one weekend = waking up at four in the morning dehydrated, sore and unable to get back to sleep due to heartburn and regrets.

Also I have scratches all over my hand because I made the mistake of touching a catnip-crazed cat's belly.

[SpaceProg]

Man, the cats I've had that were high on the 'nip were all like "Dude... rub my belly, or do whatever.  The universe is me and I am it..."

[Witchyjoshy]

When my cat is high on catnip he just licks and chews on the catnip toy.

...Curiously, so does the dog.

[Shane for Wax]

Transparent stuff posted here looks really dumb using the theme I'm using but 1) it happens so few times and 2) I'm too stubborn to change it.

[Ghoti]

My cats flip out on catnip. They gallop around the house, chase each other, chase the dog, chase their tails, and beat up the throw rugs. But anyway:

Once again, I have a pretty strong crush on a very close friend and I have no fucking clue what I should do about it. Should I tell him and risk ruining the only decent friendship I have or keep my trap shut and obsess about what could be/could have been? Add this to the fact that he just ended a serious (to him) relationship and I'm in serious need of advice. For context: we've known each other since we were kids (six or seven), he's bisexual, and completely unaware of my crush on him. I had to point out that I no longer had any busy to speak of when I came out - and I'm a 38DD. He really is that oblivious.

Alright interwebz: wat do?

[Art Vandelay]

Wait until he least expects it (a crowded public place is ideal), then stick your finger in his butthole. 9/10, that trick makes anyone fall madly in love with you.

[Sleepy]

My cats flip out on catnip. They gallop around the house, chase each other, chase the dog, chase their tails, and beat up the throw rugs. But anyway:

Once again, I have a pretty strong crush on a very close friend and I have no fucking clue what I should do about it. Should I tell him and risk ruining the only decent friendship I have or keep my trap shut and obsess about what could be/could have been? Add this to the fact that he just ended a serious (to him) relationship and I'm in serious need of advice. For context: we've known each other since we were kids (six or seven), he's bisexual, and completely unaware of my crush on him. I had to point out that I no longer had any busy to speak of when I came out - and I'm a 38DD. He really is that oblivious.

Alright interwebz: wat do?

Since he just got out of a serious relationship, he needs some time to cool down and recover from that. If you tell him about your feelings now, he may be more inclined to date you because he feels lonely, and that can kill the relationship. Not to say that he doesn't want to date you (I have no idea), but it's best to wait and find out once he's recovered more from his breakup.

[Ghoti]

@Art: Really? Did you really just type that? Was that strictly necessary?

@Sleepy: I wasn't planing to show up at his house with chocolate, flowers, and a box of condoms anytime soon. I was just trying to see if anyone had any insights to whether it's a good idea to tell him at all. I know he's torn up about Her (emphasis his) so I won't say anything yet.

[SpaceProg]

^ That's Art's answer to everything, really.   Mostly... it usually involves genitals in weird places, or weird things done to genitals.   He's crazy.  It comes from living upside down.

[Art Vandelay]

@Art: Really? Did you really just type that? Was that strictly necessary?

[Sleepy]

@Art: Really? Did you really just type that? Was that strictly necessary?

@Sleepy: I wasn't planing to show up at his house with chocolate, flowers, and a box of condoms anytime soon. I was just trying to see if anyone had any insights to whether it's a good idea to tell him at all. I know he's torn up about Her (emphasis his) so I won't say anything yet.

My overall point is that it's difficult to tell right now, and you should see how things go with him for at least a little while before you decide.

[Indikins]

I get very annoyed when people treat me like I'm stupid when they learn that I am poorly educated. This is after they have witnessed me speaking and writing at a higher level than a great many grown adults - and heard me using words like "cerebral", "loquacious" and "metamorphosis".

I'm uneducated, not functionally retarded.

[SpaceProg]

^Sounds like you and I went to the same college.  The University of Taught My Damn Self.  I have several doctorates from there.

[Witchyjoshy]

Getting really sick of the people who whine about the fact that the X-Box One will be in 720p instead of 1080p.

It's not going to be blurry you spoiled brats.

Back in my day, we didn't even have 720p.

[mellenORL]

I'm guessing that will be the default resolution, as is the case with the 360...which can be toggled to output 1080p, as well.

So, yet again, a lot of fuss about a non-issue by bored stupid people who don't read the articles through or look at their product's instruction overview sheets. If the Xbox One does not come standard with an hdmi cable, but just component, they pick up an hdmi for a measly 20 bucks or less.