Things That Annoy You

[QueenofHearts]

I don't know why anyone would want to ban Ironbite1.0's signature. I like it, it's adorable.

[SpaceProg]

I think it's cute... it also brings to mind an awesome Sega Genesis game I played back in yon day.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

I don't know why anyone would want to ban Ironbite1.0's signature. I like it, it's adorable.

I will never block your signature. Archer4lyfe.

[QueenofHearts]

I don't know why anyone would want to ban Ironbite1.0's signature. I like it, it's adorable.

I will never block your signature. Archer4lyfe.

You know, sometimes, I forget my signature is Cyril getting his face smashed with an eggplant... those are truly depressing moments

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You know, sometimes, I forget my signature is Cyril getting his face smashed with an eggplant... those are truly depressing moments

Something something Danger Zone?

[QueenofHearts]

You know, sometimes, I forget my signature is Cyril getting his face smashed with an eggplant... those are truly depressing moments

Something something Danger Zone?

Fun story, one of the tests used for negligent infliction of emotional distress is called the "zone of danger" rule (that for someone to successfully sue under NEID, they must be in the area they could be harmed and put in fear).

Literally, half my class giggled whenever the professor said "Zone of danger" because we couldn't stop thinking of Archer. The professor called on me one time, and I always referred to it as "The danger zone rule" adding "because she was in the danger zone."

Yeah, we're this country's future lawyers... good luck guys.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

I was in the bath and I noticed a spider in the water with me.

[ironbite]

I don't know why anyone would want to ban Ironbite1.0's signature. I like it, it's adorable.

Believe it or not it's my very first avatar.

Ironbite-so proud of that little guy.

[Igor]

So, on my last night working before the holidays I had the worst day ever, I'm just gonna paste the chatlog from when I vented about it into a spoiler:

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(names are censored for privacy reasons)
[21:08:15] <Randomwolf> oh, I never got to tell you about... the other day
[21:08:30] <Person 1> Oh dear, what happened?
[21:08:39] <Randomwolf> the new store manager wants the goddamn moon
[21:08:56] <Person 1> :<
[21:09:02] <Randomwolf> I was scheduledf in by myself (that is to say the only person on maintenance)
[21:09:09] <Randomwolf> and the store was open until midnight
[21:09:19] <Randomwolf> because that seems like a good idea
[21:09:24] <Person 1> lol
[21:09:38] <Person 1> I wish I could invite you to work with me at the store I am. Other than Bev, everyone is a ton of fun to work with
[21:09:51] <Person 1> Managers are very understanding and helpful too. Shit, they work the floor like everyone else
[21:10:06] <Person 2> Heh
[21:10:19] <Person 2> I've never really worked retail myself
[21:10:23] <Randomwolf> I extracted the ENTIRE carpet (and they STILL bitched at me that it looked like shit), which I'd normally never do on my own, then I did my thing, cleaned the washrooms, did the garbage, and even managed to get one of the brown floors washed...
[21:10:29] <Randomwolf> which is a fucking miracle
[21:10:40] <Randomwolf> each of these things easily takes a couple hours
[21:10:45] <Randomwolf> the carpet alone takes two
[21:11:02] <Randomwolf> so by this point I was running around like a chicken with its head cut off
[21:11:06] <Person 1> Jesus
[21:11:29] <Randomwolf> and then, it's just before last break and the night manager notices that I haven't gotten out the floor machine yet
[21:11:32] Person 2> Agreed
[21:11:38] <Randomwolf> new night manager too, btw
[21:11:43] <Person 1> Wow
[21:11:46] <Person 1> What a punk
[21:11:57] <Randomwolf> normally I wouldn't bring it out at all when I'm by myself
[21:12:07] <Randomwolf> but apparently the store manager "will freak"
[21:12:13] <Randomwolf> too dasmn bad, I say, but whatever
[21:12:54] * Person 1 hugs
[21:13:14] <Randomwolf> he made me get out the machine after last break, run all of the action alleys and all of cash, which I didn't even get to sweep, so when I cleaned out the machine it was full of skid pieces and cardboard bits and all kinds of shit
[21:13:20] <Randomwolf> and THAT'S NOT ALL
[21:13:33] <Randomwolf> so it's the end of the night and I'm ready to go home
[21:14:02] <Randomwolf> and I get a call saying the weather is so shitty that mom can't make it in to get me, so I have to walk to my uncle's
[21:14:07] <Randomwolf> that's okay, I guess
[21:14:12] <Randomwolf> long walk, but whatever
[21:14:30] <Randomwolf> so I derp around in the store for a bit and buy a couple things and then get to walking
[21:14:46] <Randomwolf> one of my coworkers takes pity on me and gives me a ride after 20 minutes or so
[21:14:53] <Randomwolf> of walking
[21:15:23] <Randomwolf> and I have to wait at my uncle's for FOUR HOURS before mom could come and get me
[21:15:33] <Person 1> Jesus, that sucks
[21:15:33] <Randomwolf> and THEN she calls and says someone from the store called
[21:15:39] <Randomwolf> I forgot my wallet at the store
[21:15:44] <Person 1> ...
[21:16:04] <Randomwolf> so we went back, I got my wallet, had to help my sister finish her christmas shopping...
[21:16:16] <Randomwolf> everything was getting on my nerves by this point
[21:16:21] <Randomwolf> and she wouldn't shut up
[21:16:35] <Randomwolf> and after THAT we had to go grocery shoppint
[21:16:37] <Randomwolf> g
[21:16:42] <Randomwolf> and that took FOREVER
[21:16:44] <Person 1> Jesus fuck dude
[21:16:52] <Randomwolf> I was in a pretty bad mood by that point
[21:16:59] <Randomwolf> so I came home and went straight to bed
[21:17:06] <Person 1> Yeah, don't blame you
[21:17:13] <Randomwolf> it was like, 2 or 3 by the time I got home
[21:18:07] <Randomwolf> so that was fun
[21:18:15] * Person 1 hugs
[21:18:21] * Randomwolf hugs
[21:18:45] <Person 1> Dude, I know it's not that simple, but... you really do need to get your own place and gtfo
[21:19:05] <Randomwolf> remember, I'm best off where I am right now
[21:19:38] <Randomwolf> I literally cannot afford to live anywhere else
[21:19:42] <Randomwolf> I would have NO money
[21:19:46] <Person 1> This is true

And on top of all that, they keep fucking around with everyone's schedule to no end. I heard (unconfirmed, but still) that they're gonna cut us half an hour, so we're working from 11pm-6:30am instead of 11-7. They want us to do more work and have less time to do it, and I'm running out of fucks to give. They really don't pay me enough to give a shit if EVERY LITTLE THING is done on nights when I'm alone.

[ironbite]

Ahh Walmart...

Ironbite-always trying to save a buck.

[Søren]

Mum keeps making jokes about releasing my birds when my back is turned.

Now im going to have to stay in that room when i annoy her

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

Why are some clothes tags made out of stiff, scratchy, uncomfortable material?

[chitoryu12]

Why are some clothes tags made out of stiff, scratchy, uncomfortable material?

Jesus hates you.

[SpaceProg]

Michael Jordan hates you.  Get a shirt made of live kittens.

[Art Vandelay]

Around half an hour or so ago, I ate a massive chocolate danish. I'm now beginning to think that it may not have been such a great idea after all.