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Offline The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6735 on: February 02, 2014, 12:18:36 am »
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They are shooting guns around my neighborhood....again.

In the air or at each other?

Either way, I'd call the cops.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6736 on: February 02, 2014, 12:23:35 am »
Why the fuck am I still bleeding

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6737 on: February 02, 2014, 12:34:40 am »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on February 02, 2014, 12:23:35 am
Why the fuck am I still bleeding

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING
If it's bothering you, maybe you should see a doctor.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6738 on: February 02, 2014, 01:21:57 am »
Mother. Fucking. Cramps.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6739 on: February 02, 2014, 01:45:48 am »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on February 02, 2014, 12:23:35 am
Why the fuck am I still bleeding

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING

....bleeding from what?

That's the important question.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6740 on: February 02, 2014, 03:02:56 am »
Mum: tom, the people on the tv cant hear you
Me: oh and i suppose when you and [sister] do it they can hear
Mum: thats different, i dont hate her voice

Now that my sister is gone to queens, i get to suffer a year of insults
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6741 on: February 02, 2014, 03:36:20 am »
I'm really goddamn sick of hearing about Shappelle Corby. At this point, I wouldn't exactly be shedding any tears if the Indonesians just decided to execute the insufferable drug smuggling bogan and be done with it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6742 on: February 02, 2014, 03:38:23 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on February 02, 2014, 03:36:20 am
I'm really goddamn sick of hearing about Shappelle Corby. At this point, I wouldn't exactly be shedding any tears if the Indonesians just decided to execute the insufferable drug smuggling bogan and be done with it.
She has a movie now
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6743 on: February 02, 2014, 03:45:59 am »
Fan-fucking-tastic.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6744 on: February 02, 2014, 10:34:41 am »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on February 02, 2014, 01:45:48 am
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on February 02, 2014, 12:23:35 am
Why the fuck am I still bleeding

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING

....bleeding from what?

That's the important question.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6745 on: February 02, 2014, 11:30:01 am »
I'm so glad to be post menopause. Just think of it girls...35 years or more of that crap ;D.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6746 on: February 02, 2014, 11:41:24 am »
Mellen, since you said you're post-menopausal, what exactly does a hot flash feel like?  Do you get hot like you're in a hot room, or is it hot like the heat is coming from the inside out?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6747 on: February 02, 2014, 01:22:15 pm »
I must admit to not hearing much of Shappelle Corby and Amanda Knox at all.

Though Amanda Knox does sound familiar.

I'll look them up later, so you don't have to explain it to me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6748 on: February 02, 2014, 02:24:23 pm »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on February 02, 2014, 10:34:41 am
Quote from: chitoryu12 on February 02, 2014, 01:45:48 am
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on February 02, 2014, 12:23:35 am
Why the fuck am I still bleeding

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL BLEEDING

....bleeding from what?

That's the important question.
Aunt Flo is in town. I'm riding the red pony with a cotton saddle. It's Shark Week. I've fallen to the communists. There's been a massacre at the Y. It's Arts and Crafts week at panty camp.

...well, nobody ever called you indirect.

But yeah, I wanted to figure out if you were bleeding from something you naturally got or from a wound. One isn't as big of a deal as the other.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6749 on: February 02, 2014, 04:01:55 pm »
If only he'd stop picking at the scab, and let it heal.
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