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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8775 on: April 27, 2015, 09:59:29 am »
Alas, I think FF.net has a thing against lemons, lol.  Thankfully, mine's a Dragon Ball Z fanfic, sooooooooo, very little citrus involved in the story at all.  Only one very indirect mention and maybe only one or two more in the story, since it doesn't quite fit the theme.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8776 on: April 27, 2015, 10:38:51 am »
Alas, I think FF.net has a thing against lemons, lol.  Thankfully, mine's a Dragon Ball Z fanfic, sooooooooo, very little citrus involved in the story at all.  Only one very indirect mention and maybe only one or two more in the story, since it doesn't quite fit the theme.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8777 on: April 27, 2015, 10:52:14 am »
Alas, I think FF.net has a thing against lemons, lol.  Thankfully, mine's a Dragon Ball Z fanfic, sooooooooo, very little citrus involved in the story at all.  Only one very indirect mention and maybe only one or two more in the story, since it doesn't quite fit the theme.
"And then they smooched and frickle Frackled."
"They held hands and blushed as they walked side by side. And it was cute."
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8778 on: April 27, 2015, 04:26:43 pm »
This just reminds me I should never come to this forum expecting actual advice.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8779 on: April 27, 2015, 04:53:45 pm »
It's been a wwhile since I've been on fanfiction.net, but back when I did read stuff from there it seemed like a good chunk of the stories on there were lemons. Granted you'd only ever see them if you turned the filter settings to allow stories of any age rating.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8780 on: April 27, 2015, 05:55:12 pm »
It's been a wwhile since I've been on fanfiction.net, but back when I did read stuff from there it seemed like a good chunk of the stories on there were lemons. Granted you'd only ever see them if you turned the filter settings to allow stories of any age rating.

Not sure how recent it is, but some authors' notes mention a time where they were cracking down on lemons.  Dunno if that's still the case or not...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8781 on: April 27, 2015, 06:03:04 pm »
Last thing I wrote had a sex thing in it and so far no crackdown on my crap, but that may be my inability to write sex stuff well. (ah the wonders of being disinterested in sex)

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8782 on: April 27, 2015, 06:50:56 pm »
Wanna write more of my fanfic, but I feel too much like shit (cold-infected shit, that is, not emotional shit) to do much of anything except exist.  Doesn't fucking help that I've got summer classes and a thousand-mile trip to plan.  Someone, fuckin gimmie the knockout pills and wake me when its over.

The next chapter of my KH fanfic is almost done. I just have absolutely no idea how to close Chapter 4 out. I already got all the plot elements I planned on this chapter done, but I just need to put a bit more in.

congrats...you're writing on the same level as the people who are paid to write for the plot of Kingdom Hearts.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8783 on: April 27, 2015, 09:59:25 pm »
Wow, really?

...That is kind of depressing for them, now that I think about it.

You know what, I'm gonna Nomura this - I'll slip something insanely confusing into the end and see what other people interpret it to mean!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8784 on: April 27, 2015, 10:08:51 pm »
Honestly, I'm not entirely sure they actually bother to enforce the "no lemons" rule.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8785 on: April 27, 2015, 10:22:21 pm »
You know what, I'm gonna Nomura this

You're gonna make absurdly asymmetrical clothing that serves no practical function and is nearly impossible to cosplay?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8786 on: April 28, 2015, 01:03:13 am »
I really thought that my daughter was getting better, but then she threw up again last night. And now my stomach is really sick as well. I have to run to the toilet frequently and I keep getting burbs that nearly turn into me throwing up... Also, the burbs smell really awful. I have no idea what disease this is but it has lasted much longer than they usually do and I fear that I am going to start throwing up soon as well.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8787 on: April 28, 2015, 10:33:08 am »
White people claiming to be equally disgusted by "both sides" of the Baltimore conflict.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8788 on: April 28, 2015, 04:07:49 pm »
White people claiming to be equally disgusted by "both sides" of the Baltimore conflict.

Can you clarify that?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8789 on: April 28, 2015, 06:47:45 pm »
White people claiming to be equally disgusted by "both sides" of the Baltimore conflict.

Can you clarify that?
My guess is he's talking about the folks who say "oh, sure, police brutality is a problem, but some people rioted, which is clearly representative of ALL the protesters, so both are equally bad." No. The rioters are bad, but they are a minority taking advantage of the situation, AND the almost assuredly will be prosecuted. That's not a guarantee with the police.
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