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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2235 on: September 28, 2012, 09:57:24 pm »
This is probably the most First World of First World Problems, but they raised the price of the pop machine at work from 35 cents to 50 cents, AND they didn't refill it like they were supposed to.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2236 on: September 28, 2012, 10:15:09 pm »
The concept of first world problems
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2237 on: September 29, 2012, 12:13:38 pm »
I have both Gangnam style and Call Me maybe stuck in my head, Fuck you pop culture.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2238 on: September 30, 2012, 11:13:28 am »
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on September 28, 2012, 09:57:24 pm
This is probably the most First World of First World Problems, but they raised the price of the pop machine at work from 35 cents to 50 cents, AND they didn't refill it like they were supposed to.

I need to move somewhere other than NY, it's a buck for a 12 oz can up here these days. There was a small riot when they moved the machine in our office from 75 cents to a buck, but then we also got a machine newer than the 1970s...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2239 on: September 30, 2012, 11:58:02 am »
Brrrrr...It's very cold in my house, and why the fuck isn't the heat coming on??
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2240 on: September 30, 2012, 01:30:42 pm »
So-called musicians who want to make a career out of their band, but don't bother to go to other peoples' shows, or even watch other bands at the shows they play.

This may have been posted before, but it's so damned irritating.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2241 on: September 30, 2012, 11:26:57 pm »
I have the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse song stuck in my head. This is very bad, considering it's a kids show and can't remember the lyrics, forcing me to insert my own awful lyrics and sound like a sick fuck in the process.

Also, there's a cricket somewhere in here. When they're inside, their chirps don't sound anything like the normal chirps of the outdoor crickets. They sound like they're being tortured, screaming "GYYYYAAAAHHH OWWWWW FUCK" as someone pulls their legs off. I went to look for it to put it outside and discovered two of them, one of which hopped away and is still in hiding somewhere. I'm probably going to have a horrible nightmare and wake up to that sound now.
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Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2242 on: September 30, 2012, 11:27:43 pm »
You busted a cricket drug deal.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2243 on: September 30, 2012, 11:37:28 pm »
MY ROOMATE IS HAVING A THREEWAY IN OUR ROOM. HE THINKS I'M ASLEEP. I'M NOT.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2244 on: September 30, 2012, 11:39:10 pm »
Quote from: RinellaWasHere on September 30, 2012, 11:37:28 pm
MY ROOMATE IS HAVING A THREEWAY IN OUR ROOM. HE THINKS I'M ASLEEP. I'M NOT.

I'd say something, or throw something at them.

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You busted a cricket drug deal.

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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2245 on: September 30, 2012, 11:39:58 pm »
I'm seriously considering just getting up and going over to my desk without saying a word to get started on my homework.

Alternately, I could crank the sax music on my iPad.

Or fart.
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Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

Quote from: Caitshidhe on October 25, 2012, 09:59:18 am
My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on August 07, 2012, 09:59:08 am
Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 06, 2012, 09:51:58 pm
Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2246 on: September 30, 2012, 11:40:30 pm »
Do eeeeeet. Or just get up and casually go to the bathroom.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2247 on: September 30, 2012, 11:46:44 pm »
I say go the creep route and give pointers from the dark. "Hey, move her leg up. Yeah, that's it. Now you, grind his face. Rub it all over, yeah. Good. Really, that move? Be original, man."
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2248 on: October 01, 2012, 12:20:37 am »
I really want to stab the shit out of your roommate for being that inconsiderate. Can you report him?
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2249 on: October 01, 2012, 12:38:24 am »
Hades- He's got a curtain set up, so I couldn't actually see them. Oh darn, I guess.

Sleepy- Yeah, I can. But since it's a Catholic university, there are rules against students having sex, and reporting him could get him expelled.
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Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

Quote from: Caitshidhe on October 25, 2012, 09:59:18 am
My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on August 07, 2012, 09:59:08 am
Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 06, 2012, 09:51:58 pm
Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.
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