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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2370 on: October 14, 2012, 02:02:57 pm »
Jesus, that sounds horrible D:

I think you should go to the emergency room.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2371 on: October 14, 2012, 02:04:20 pm »
It's just swelling from my surgery.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2372 on: October 14, 2012, 02:14:43 pm »
Your favorite food, made wrong.

(tried to make waffles this morning but I forgot to add oil, so they came out chewy and flavorless)

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2373 on: October 14, 2012, 03:42:25 pm »
For our show yesterday, I had to take the subway to meet my singer with the van so we could put some fuel on it. It runs on natural gas, so there are only a few stations we can use to fill it, and I'm currently the only one with money in the bank, it seems. While we do this, my bandmates/roommates have one job: take all the gear in the apartment out front so we can load up and leave quickly. About an hour later, my singer and I pull up to a completely empty curb, no gear anywhere. Since I'd left something inside anyways, I went into the apartment building to grab it/tell said bandmates to stop being such lazy fucks.

Then, after our set that night, I'm the only one putting our gear back in the van. Our singer and drummer had valid excuses; the singer was performing with another band, and our drummer had to get to work. The other two? Nowhere to be found. Sorry guys, I'm not your roadie (contrary to the jokes about a band's rhythm section). Next time you decide not to help load gear, I'm leaving it on the curb, and whoever gets there first is welcome to leave with it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2374 on: October 14, 2012, 04:29:57 pm »
the obnoxious Yankee fan relatives I happen to have.
I've never had any problems with obnoxious Yankee fans.  Obnoxious Cardinals fans, on the other hand...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2375 on: October 14, 2012, 04:34:02 pm »
Obnoxious sports fans in general are insufferable, regardless of their team of choice.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2376 on: October 14, 2012, 07:35:01 pm »
Obnoxious sports fans in general are insufferable, regardless of their team of choice.

And the "Hit The Nail On The Head" Award goes to...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2377 on: October 14, 2012, 11:39:22 pm »
Discovering the two characters in a shipping you've supported are actually related...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hg0uMwUrI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hg0uMwUrI</a>
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2378 on: October 15, 2012, 01:14:29 am »
GAH my jaw pain is worse than before and there's this gross swelling and aggh.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2379 on: October 15, 2012, 01:37:06 am »
Discovering the two characters in a shipping you've supported are actually related...

How is that annoying?? Stuff like that makes shipping pairs more interesting. ;D Yes, I'm a horrible person.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2380 on: October 15, 2012, 02:19:44 am »
I, against my better judgment, watched the Octomom porn.  I'll save your sanity and tell you straight-up, its boring.  There's no sex, and its exactly as awkward, idiotic, and uncomfortable as you think it is.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2381 on: October 15, 2012, 11:05:44 am »
I got woken up by a Jehovah's Witness knocking at the door. He started off by talking about corruption, so I thought he was a campaign guy. But NOPE. Luckily all it took to get him to leave was to take one of his pamphlets. Guess where that shit went as soon as I got inside?

This is the first time I've ever encountered a JW.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2382 on: October 15, 2012, 01:27:24 pm »
So, my doctor's office can go fuck itself in the ass. They've been charging me $20 for each appointment, when apparently it was supposed to be $30 this entire time. As a result, I had a $110 bill when I got to the office today. Fine, I can understand a mistake and pay the bill. But then I ask the secretary if I can pay it later when I had my card (I only had cash), she demanded the fucking money at that instant. Excuse me? Don't you DARE try to force the money out of me when this is a mistake on your motherfucking end. And don't say, "Oh, well this dates back to May," as if it's something that I did wrong. Maybe if you had given me the correct amount from the beginning, you wouldn't have a stupid fucking bill piled up for me. Bitch.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2383 on: October 15, 2012, 02:38:47 pm »
Yeah, if we made a mistake like that here we'd be eating the cost of it. Not sure why they aren't.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2384 on: October 15, 2012, 02:57:23 pm »
I have to vote in council elections.

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