I really wish someone with federal power could do something, like... tell them this is fucking unethical, immoral, and illegal. We'll call it the "Doomed History" law - no law may be created which outlaws the teaching of...oh God if it's worded too vaguely they'll turn it into Pro-creationism...I just figured out what they WANT. They're doing this all for the lulz so intelligent design/creationism gets taught in the schools.
...And to dumb down their already shiningly stupid masses