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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2012, 03:14:17 am »
Which country is less diverse than the US?
By any conceivable definition of the word "diverse", off the top of my head I can think of Japan and Australia.

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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2012, 03:25:51 am »
Which country is less diverse than the US?
By any conceivable definition of the word "diverse", off the top of my head I can think of Japan and Australia.

Well Australia is mostly populated by the descendants of immigrants so it still is diverse, especially since the place already had the aboriginals. It might be a bit less "diverse" than USA but it is certainly not nowhere near homogenous. Finland would probably count.

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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2012, 03:32:24 am »
Well Australia is mostly populated by the descendants of immigrants so it still is diverse, especially since the place already had the aboriginals. It might be a bit less "diverse" than USA but it is certainly not nowhere near homogenous. Finland would probably count.
Australia is over 90% White and there are no pure aborigines left, so as former colonies go it's not particularly diverse. Not saying it's less diverse than Finland, but it certainly doesn't have sizeable Black and Latino populations like the US. Hell, the only ethnic minority over here of any noteworthy size are Asians.

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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2012, 06:38:41 am »
I'll give you Japan as the exception proving the rule. My point is that, by the measure we were using here (major difference of political opinion based in part on geographical region), diversity is something all political systems deal with.
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 07:38:04 am »
I'll agree that the USA is a big fucking country and we have too many dipshits pulling in opposing directions - some with genuinely divergent needs, some just doing it for the lulz - for progress to be anything other than stunted and painful. Some of our states are bigger than some European nations, ffs. We're huge.

I'm just not sure which way to go - carve up the country into more manageable portions or clot it all into one central hive-core and hope for the best. Preferentially, I'd rather we just get all of our ducks in a row and stop tooling around already, but I have realistic expectations of how that'd work - like I said, too many people with too many divergent opinions all think they know what's best for everyone else and, moreover, don't want their neighbor's rules to apply to them and vice-versa. Maybe we'd do better to just carve it up, but I also know too many people would be terrified of what this would do to the nation on a worldwide power/resource scale, so...idk.

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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2012, 10:47:58 am »
Centralisation would be a whole lot easier with less diversity  ::)
Simply remove certain responsibilities from state governments and instead have the federal government handle them. It's certainly a lot easier than carving up the US.

Which will piss off a lot of people though. As I stated, state representatives and senators do what their people tell them to, both in the state and in Washington, so they're probable not going to let this happen soon or as fast as it needs. Although they probably wouldn't agree with this plan either.

If Texas and/or Dixieland want to be the posterboys for historical revisionism, I say let them. They aren't in my country yet, and I think different countries would have different ways of addressing education. America shouldn't have to police the world, and I say it shouldn't police itself now.
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Well look on the bright side, instead of having 1 somewhat good country allied to you, you'll have 2 or 3 great countries. By cutting them off, they will be happy and will stop affecting the rest of this country.

Furthermore it is hard to centralise such a large population.
In this day and age of instant communication and bloody fast transport, it's easily doable.

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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2012, 11:01:41 am »
Reminds me of an article I read almost 8 years ago (ironically in the same myspace group that brought me here). The article is called Lets ditch Dixie and makes the case for northern seccession. For the general breakdown, the South is a giant burden on the US, paying little in taxes relative to the amount of investment and welfare it receives from the federal government. The article also examines the effect this would have on federal elections, giving liberals a huge majority in Congress and ensuring that the Southern Bloc doesn't pick another Dubya. Its a pretty interesting and not horribly long article.

Being from Virginia, I don't know how I feel about this :(

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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2012, 11:23:41 am »
Didn't they try this sort of thing before in the 1860s?
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2012, 11:50:31 am »
Didn't they try this sort of thing before in the 1860s?

No, no. This isn't Southern seccession, this is Northern seccession. I.E. The north is "ditchin" Dixie because of the South's ass-backwards views and education making it a drain on Federal resources while controlling the national discourse. Again, I don't know how I feel about it. On one hand, I could just move north (and enjoy single-payer healthcare, LGBT-rights, and better schooling), but on the other hand, I believe the South would re-instate slavery over time and certainly many aspects of Jim Crowe as early as tomorrow. I just figured since it fit with the thread I'd throw that article out.

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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2012, 01:32:05 pm »
Reminds me of an article I read almost 8 years ago (ironically in the same myspace group that brought me here). The article is called Lets ditch Dixie and makes the case for northern seccession. For the general breakdown, the South is a giant burden on the US, paying little in taxes relative to the amount of investment and welfare it receives from the federal government. The article also examines the effect this would have on federal elections, giving liberals a huge majority in Congress and ensuring that the Southern Bloc doesn't pick another Dubya. Its a pretty interesting and not horribly long article.
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2012, 03:22:31 pm »
What about Secaucus, New Jersey, huh?  What about that?
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2012, 03:29:46 pm »
Which country is less diverse than the US?
By any conceivable definition of the word "diverse", off the top of my head I can think of Japan and Australia.

Well Australia is mostly populated by the descendants of immigrants so it still is diverse, especially since the place already had the aboriginals. It might be a bit less "diverse" than USA but it is certainly not nowhere near homogenous. Finland would probably count.

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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2012, 03:48:11 pm »
What about Secaucus, New Jersey, huh?  What about that?

What about them? They decided to live in the middle of a big swamp, only because of the trains and the closeness to New York without the prices. If they did break away the would create a bigger hassle for themselves.
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2012, 04:03:20 pm »
First off, let me say that, as a CA resident, I am all for being part of a nation that does not involve the South, Midwest, or Texas. My first inclination is to welcome this idea, even if the thought of having to keep Arizona as part of the same nation is a little distasteful.

My second thought is this: what's to stop Dixieland from trying to invade one of their new neighbors? As has already been mentioned, they're backwards enough in some places that reinstating Jim Crow laws could very well happen. Seeing as the same people who would propose this tend to be the worst Jesus Freaks, what's to stop them from making some "holy" crusade against their neighbors? It seems to me that, as tempting as this kind of divide is for completely selfish reasons, I have a hard time seeing this NOT devolving into war once some nut declares himself the prophet and decides them no-good yanks need to have their ass kicked. Even though Dixie probably wouldn't succeed, I doubt many people really want to see the Mason-Dixon light up with muzzle flashes again.

Though it might be amusing to kick their ass at the Alamo. Again.
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2012, 06:37:06 pm »
First off, let me say that, as a CA resident, I am all for being part of a nation that does not involve the South, Midwest, or Texas. My first inclination is to welcome this idea, even if the thought of having to keep Arizona as part of the same nation is a little distasteful.

My second thought is this: what's to stop Dixieland from trying to invade one of their new neighbors? As has already been mentioned, they're backwards enough in some places that reinstating Jim Crow laws could very well happen. Seeing as the same people who would propose this tend to be the worst Jesus Freaks, what's to stop them from making some "holy" crusade against their neighbors? It seems to me that, as tempting as this kind of divide is for completely selfish reasons, I have a hard time seeing this NOT devolving into war once some nut declares himself the prophet and decides them no-good yanks need to have their ass kicked. Even though Dixie probably wouldn't succeed, I doubt many people really want to see the Mason-Dixon light up with muzzle flashes again.

Though it might be amusing to kick their ass at the Alamo. Again.

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