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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #45 on: February 27, 2012, 10:02:23 am »
No, but it should be vulcanized.
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2012, 10:18:51 am »
Quote from: sandman on February 27, 2012, 10:02:23 am
No, but it should be vulcanized.

Do you mean to cover every US citizen in rubber and sulfur and burn them to make them stronger, more elastic and more durable like the process done to car wheels or do you mean everyone should start wearing Spock ears and act only based on logic?
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #47 on: February 27, 2012, 10:45:50 am »
A nation of rubber, elastic, ruthlessly logical Spocks that smell of sulfur? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THIS?
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #48 on: February 27, 2012, 10:50:55 am »
Well the rubber, elastic, and smelling of sulfur people are in Wales. So add some logic to 'em...?
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #49 on: February 27, 2012, 11:31:52 am »
Bah. I make the same joke and no one says a word. sandman does it and suddenly everyone talks about it. Discrimination, I say!
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #50 on: February 27, 2012, 03:38:32 pm »
Quote from: Yaezakura on February 27, 2012, 11:31:52 am
Bah. I make the same joke and no one says a word. sandman does it and suddenly everyone talks about it. Discrimination, I say!

FWIW, I saw your joke and found it quite amusing.
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Re: Should the USA be balkanized?
« Reply #51 on: February 27, 2012, 04:04:38 pm »
Quote from: Yaezakura on February 27, 2012, 11:31:52 am
Bah. I make the same joke and no one says a word. sandman does it and suddenly everyone talks about it. Discrimination, I say!

It's all about the delivery, my friend.  ;)
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