Not a cartoon, but ladies and gentlemen and raptors of FSTDT, I give you this short film by Helen Ukpabio's cult.
Remember that this is the same woman who thinks that children who misbehave, cry in the night, or show symptoms of malaria are actually witches working for Satan that must be "delivered" through dangerous exorcisms, forced to face witch trials, or expelled from their communities.
The fuck did I just watch?
This is the plotline of the movie as far as I can tell:
A young witch boy already working for albino Satan uses his BAWBAWWWWWW spell to summon
the whaaambulance the souls of random children in the area while they sleep. Once they are summoned there, the boy reveals his true form as a demon or something and presents them to Satan, who pervs over a little girl before brainwashing them all into becoming witches themselves. The boy instructs to steal things from people so that they can call them to their demon realm and torment them in their sleep. Then he gives them all witchcraft powers such as "bad company," "lack of interest in school," and "power of destruction." (One of these things is not like the others.) Then they all teleport to some guy's room and eat uncooked sausage lasagna off his back while he sleeps. (I think this is their low-budget way of portraying his guts.) It turns out it was a nightmare and he screams when he wakes up.
Basically the whole movie consists of child witches bringing people's souls to the demon world to torment them or something. At one point there's a scene where a woman is raped by another woman somehow, and I think it's implied that it actually happened because of the blood that appears on the sheets when she wakes up.
The only scene that doesn't make sense to me is the one with the man randomly panicking and backing up into his couch. I'm guessing he just saw Two Girls One Cup, but that's purely speculation.
"He killed him by shoving him onto grass? Seriously?"
It's Nigeria. The grass is probably made of fucking cobra venom or something.
