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Offline VirtualStranger

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1425 on: July 17, 2012, 08:17:16 pm »
Quote from: QueenofHearts on July 17, 2012, 07:31:44 pm
Quote from: TigerHunter on July 17, 2012, 07:07:55 pm
It works the same as negative numbers.

1 * -1 = -1
Tolerant of intolerance = intolerant

-1 * -1 = 1
Intolerant of intolerance = tolerant

Luckily Teabaggers are immune to terrorists attempts at indoctrination known as "Algebra."

That's not even algebra. That's elementary-school level multiplication.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1426 on: July 17, 2012, 10:05:29 pm »
Algebra was invented by those evil brown-skinned mooslimbs! We Christens don't need no algebra. We use roman numberas like Jeebus!
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Quote from: Vene on February 03, 2012, 04:05:39 pm
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1427 on: July 18, 2012, 12:46:16 pm »
Jesus was Jewish! <_<
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1428 on: July 18, 2012, 05:10:44 pm »
Lies!  Jeebus was a white-skinned blonde Christian man who was a virgin born from a virgin who was also born from a virgin, without ever touching his mom's sin-socket on the way out.

Bursting out through her chest like ya do.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1429 on: July 18, 2012, 07:10:27 pm »
I dunno. Touching a women's chest is usually regarded as reasonably sinful.
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The party's name is the Democratic Party. It has been since 1830. Please spell correctly.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1430 on: July 18, 2012, 07:23:31 pm »
God was forced to give Mary a c-section via the use of his teeth because baby Jesus was a threat to his human mother's life. Unfortunately, the procedure left Mary bleeding to death, so God turned her into a vampire.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1431 on: July 18, 2012, 07:25:30 pm »
Fun fact: Catholics actually believe Mary's hymen was somehow still intact after she gave birth to Jesus. And you can't question that because the Church is infallible.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1432 on: July 18, 2012, 07:34:12 pm »
Baby!Jesus can phase through flesh, that is clearly the only obvious answer to that.

Fun thought: There are some Christian philosophies that Yeshua/Joshua didn't become Messiah, and therefore the Jesus the Son of God, until his baptism at the hands of John the Baptist.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1433 on: July 18, 2012, 08:05:55 pm »
Quote from: Random Guy on July 18, 2012, 07:25:30 pm
Fun fact: Catholics actually believe Mary's hymen was somehow still intact after she gave birth to Jesus. And you can't question that because the Church is infallible.

I was raised in the tradition that was too embarrassed to talk of such things. So that’s something I never heard.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1434 on: July 18, 2012, 09:11:05 pm »
Quote from: Zachski on July 18, 2012, 07:34:12 pm
Baby!Jesus can phase through flesh, that is clearly the only obvious answer to that.

I'm going to have to add that to my signature.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1435 on: July 18, 2012, 11:45:40 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on July 18, 2012, 07:23:31 pm
God was forced to give Mary a c-section via the use of his teeth because baby Jesus was a threat to his human mother's life. Unfortunately, the procedure left Mary bleeding to death, so God turned her into a vampire.

A sparkly vampire!
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Quote from: Vene on February 03, 2012, 04:05:39 pm
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1436 on: July 18, 2012, 11:59:53 pm »
All of whose facial expressions look like this:

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1437 on: July 19, 2012, 12:27:33 am »
Quote from: Lexikon on July 18, 2012, 11:45:40 pm
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on July 18, 2012, 07:23:31 pm
God was forced to give Mary a c-section via the use of his teeth because baby Jesus was a threat to his human mother's life. Unfortunately, the procedure left Mary bleeding to death, so God turned her into a vampire.

A sparkly vampire!
Like this one?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1438 on: July 19, 2012, 02:38:46 am »


SO MUCH FAIL
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1439 on: July 19, 2012, 03:03:10 am »
Quote from: Smurfette Principle on July 19, 2012, 02:38:46 am


SO MUCH FAIL

Isn't this pretty much what happened at the Zimmerman case? Lots of people coming up to defend the shooter and simply ignoring or even blaming the victim.
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