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Offline Barbarella

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3870 on: January 15, 2015, 03:33:13 pm »
When wingnuts ramble on about "Obama's Many Heinous Crimes", it likely means......

* Being President in the White House while Black!

* Flying Air Force One while Black!

* Making speeches while Black!

* Wearing a nice suit while Black!

* Buying a dog while Black!

* Eating while Black!

* Sleeping while Black!

* Going to the bathroom while Black!......

.....and so on.

It doesn't matter if he's half-white, he's darker-than-usual as far as Presidents go, therefore he's Yog Sothoth or something.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3871 on: January 15, 2015, 04:00:38 pm »
Quote from: Barbarella on January 15, 2015, 03:33:13 pm

It doesn't matter if he's half-white, he's darker-than-usual as far as Presidents go, therefore he's Yog Sothoth or something.



Which is silly. I mean, clearly he's Nyarlathotep.

Nyarlathotep is one of the few Mythos gods that seems to actually care about what humans do rather than being a cosmic horror who crushes them as collateral damage. Also, he has a number of human avatars, usually dark-skinned, because Lovecraft.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3872 on: January 16, 2015, 02:28:32 am »
I think the saddest thing of all, is that Both him and his predecessor have committed significant war crimes, but they will never see any kind of court for that. Its all the other bullshit that they get stuck on.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3873 on: January 16, 2015, 11:23:50 am »
Or when you mention something good that he did to show that because he's a black president he doesn't do bad things they mention well he's half white so him being black doesn't count.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3874 on: January 20, 2015, 10:00:36 pm »
Meh. They said the same thing about Clinton. Obama's crime isn't that he's black. True, that doesn't help, but that's not his biggest crime. His biggest crime is he's a liberal.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3875 on: January 20, 2015, 10:19:57 pm »
Quote from: rookie on January 20, 2015, 10:00:36 pm
Meh. They said the same thing about Clinton. Obama's crime isn't that he's black. True, that doesn't help, but that's not his biggest crime. His biggest crime is he's a liberal.

And he's not even that. His biggest crime is that he's more liberal than they are.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3876 on: January 21, 2015, 04:30:13 am »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3877 on: January 21, 2015, 07:28:12 am »
Spent all night on Conservapedia.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3878 on: January 21, 2015, 10:43:50 am »
They are aware people can look at them during an abortion protest and see what they do right?

Ironbite-right?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3879 on: January 21, 2015, 11:31:44 am »
But those top three things are pretty much what they do.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3880 on: January 22, 2015, 01:59:29 am »
For context, this content is from a Imageboard run by a Wizard called Smiley, who you may recognize from (Sadly enough I can't find a nickname that isn't H8chan, and that seems too dull) 8chan's Fringe board.

Oh, I forgot something. Smiley isn't at all a wizard in the MRA sense, though he may be far-right enough. He actually thinks he's a wizard in the conventional sense, in this really odd Gnostic Immaterium-esque belief system and shit. I can't really describe it.
 
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3881 on: January 22, 2015, 08:15:02 am »
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on January 22, 2015, 01:59:29 am
For context, this content is from a Imageboard run by a Wizard called Smiley, who you may recognize from (Sadly enough I can't find a nickname that isn't H8chan, and that seems too dull) 8chan's Fringe board.

Oh, I forgot something. Smiley isn't at all a wizard in the MRA sense, though he may be far-right enough. He actually thinks he's a wizard in the conventional sense, in this really odd Gnostic Immaterium-esque belief system and shit. I can't really describe it.
 
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3882 on: January 22, 2015, 11:33:15 am »
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on January 22, 2015, 01:59:29 am
For context, this content is from a Imageboard run by a Wizard called Smiley, who you may recognize from (Sadly enough I can't find a nickname that isn't H8chan, and that seems too dull) 8chan's Fringe board.

Oh, I forgot something. Smiley isn't at all a wizard in the MRA sense, though he may be far-right enough. He actually thinks he's a wizard in the conventional sense, in this really odd Gnostic Immaterium-esque belief system and shit. I can't really describe it.
 
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3883 on: January 22, 2015, 09:25:48 pm »
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on January 22, 2015, 01:59:29 am
For context, this content is from a Imageboard run by a Wizard called Smiley, who you may recognize from (Sadly enough I can't find a nickname that isn't H8chan, and that seems too dull) 8chan's Fringe board.

Oh, I forgot something. Smiley isn't at all a wizard in the MRA sense, though he may be far-right enough. He actually thinks he's a wizard in the conventional sense, in this really odd Gnostic Immaterium-esque belief system and shit. I can't really describe it.
 
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I'm not even sure how "green pill" works in the context of the pill metaphor. If the red pill is the desire to see the world as it really is, and the blue pill is a rejection of a scary truth in favour of a comforting lie, then what is the green pill? Psychedelics?

Also, I've never seen a Discordian conspiracy theorist before. (yes, Illuminatus! was all about conspiracy theories, but it was a parody)
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3884 on: January 22, 2015, 11:09:33 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on January 22, 2015, 09:25:48 pm
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on January 22, 2015, 01:59:29 am
For context, this content is from a Imageboard run by a Wizard called Smiley, who you may recognize from (Sadly enough I can't find a nickname that isn't H8chan, and that seems too dull) 8chan's Fringe board.

Oh, I forgot something. Smiley isn't at all a wizard in the MRA sense, though he may be far-right enough. He actually thinks he's a wizard in the conventional sense, in this really odd Gnostic Immaterium-esque belief system and shit. I can't really describe it.
 
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I'm not even sure how "green pill" works in the context of the pill metaphor. If the red pill is the desire to see the world as it really is, and the blue pill is a rejection of a scary truth in favour of a comforting lie, then what is the green pill? Psychedelics?

Also, I've never seen a Discordian conspiracy theorist before. (yes, Illuminatus! was all about conspiracy theories, but it was a parody)

Perhaps, green pill is ritual magic?
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