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Title: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Jacob Harrison on November 26, 2018, 02:45:51 pm
My mom who is a schoolteacher told me that last night she had a dream that one of the kids in her class was out sick. And guess what? Today, that kid was out sick. That proves that God gave her that dream so that I could prove to you that Christianity is true.
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Skybison on November 26, 2018, 02:58:14 pm
How do you know that premonition wasn't from Satan?
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Jacob Harrison on November 26, 2018, 03:01:14 pm
How do you know that premonition wasn't from Satan?

Because God would have a greater motive for giving the premonition which I explained above. What would Satan's motive be?
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Skybison on November 26, 2018, 03:15:44 pm
Make you think your Mom had a premonition from God so you continue to be a Catholic and spend your life converting people to this false religion.
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on November 26, 2018, 03:27:06 pm
My mom who is a schoolteacher told me that last night she had a dream that one of the kids in her class was out sick. And guess what? Today, that kid was out sick. That proves that God gave her that dream so that I could prove to you that Christianity is true.
Does your mum ever dream of having raised normal children?
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Tricky Fox on November 27, 2018, 11:47:06 am
It's time I introduced you to the concept of coincidences. Also, it's possible that she subconciously noticed prior symptoms which manifested in the form of a drea.
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Jacob Harrison on November 27, 2018, 03:17:03 pm
It's time I introduced you to the concept of coincidences. Also, it's possible that she subconciously noticed prior symptoms which manifested in the form of a drea.

The sickness the kid had was that he vomited which my mom dreamed of, and I don't think the stomach virus has outward prior symptoms. 
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on November 27, 2018, 03:50:59 pm
It's time I introduced you to the concept of coincidences. Also, it's possible that she subconciously noticed prior symptoms which manifested in the form of a drea.

The sickness the kid had was that he vomited which my mom dreamed of, and I don't think the stomach virus has outward prior symptoms.

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Stomach flu
Also called: gastroenteritis

SYMPTOMS

Usually self-diagnosable
Diarrhoea, cramps, nausea, vomiting and low-grade fever are common symptoms.
People may experience:
Pain areas: in the abdomen
Gastrointestinal: diarrhoea, stomach cramps, belching, gagging, indigestion, nausea, vomiting, or flatulence
Whole body: chills, dehydration, fever, lethargy, light-headedness, or loss of appetite
Also common: fast heart rate, headache, insufficient urine production, weakness, or weight loss
Only one of those symptoms is actual vomiting and nowhere does it stipulate that the vomiting has to occur before a diagnosis can be made.
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: rookie on November 27, 2018, 06:29:38 pm
That's certainly an interesting interpretation of events. I do wonder though how you know it's not satan congratulating you for choosing a false religion. Because of Paul and his ideas of suggestion g witches to live (don't).
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: SCarpelan on November 27, 2018, 10:32:33 pm
I just noticed Jacob's post count and my jaw hit the floor. Just to see if there is a bug in the forum software or something I took a look in this forum. I REALLY haven't been paying attention what has been going on here in the last half a year.
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on December 16, 2018, 06:32:54 am
I originally read this as "My mom had a penetration from God" and wondered if he Jake was claiming to be the next Jesus now.
Title: Re: My mom had a premonition from God
Post by: niam2023 on December 16, 2018, 08:41:11 pm
He's been going so completely unhinged lately, I wouldn't put pulling an Enrico Maxwell past him.