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Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.
This one involves no fundies. But it does involve me, a dangerously idiotic ski instructor, and my mom being her awesome self.Also, I love any story where the idiot is the one to call the cops, only to get arrested themselves!
Quote from: Meshakhad on August 20, 2013, 04:15:44 amThis one involves no fundies. But it does involve me, a dangerously idiotic ski instructor, and my mom being her awesome self.Also, I love any story where the idiot is the one to call the cops, only to get arrested themselves!Was there supposed to be a link, in there, somewhere?
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches. Tingly!
From international relations to religious rivalries, from marriage to athlete's foot, whatever the problem a fundy's first solution is usually violence.
This one made me laugh.
Are these stories for real? Some seem so over the top they seem fake. There can't be possibly some people like that.