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Offline guizonde

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"... florida" one-upsmanship contest
« on: December 24, 2015, 09:21:16 am »
game is simple.

find something so florida that it can only be described as "florida". post it. have fun laughing, crying, shaking your head.

[disclaimer: doesn't have to come from florida specifically. but for the sake of the forum slang, you know what i'm talking about]

here goes:

@ guizonde: I think I like the way you think.
Warning: Biohazardously Awesome

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Re: "... florida" one-upsmanship contest
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2018, 03:44:36 am »
Sad to see this game went nowhere. Florida is one hell of a place

for example:
Florida Man Throws an Alligator Into a Wendy's Drive-Thru Window
Last February, a Florida man went to a drive-thru restaurant and made his own delivery. Joshua James, 23, pulled into the drive-thru of a Wendy’s in Loxahatchee, Florida, around 1:30 a.m. and after the server handed him a drink, James reached into the back of his truck, grabbed a three-and-a-half foot alligator, and threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window. He then sped away, according to local NBS affiliate WPTV. The restaurant workers called the police to come get the good-sized gator out of their restaurant. Police were able to track down James via surveillance footage and his credit card purchases. James was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator. The alligator was rescued and released in a nearby canal. At his court appearance, the judge came down hard on the young man, because "this type of thing is not a prank. It's a crime." According to the Sun Sentinel, he sentenced James to one year of probation, a $500 fine and 75 hours of community service. James was also ordered to stay out of all Wendy's restaurants.