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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2019, 01:24:10 am »
It was more akin to revenge against the very concept of literature itself than spiting any particular person.

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #91 on: January 30, 2019, 08:23:17 am »
Oh, look what I found.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-to-stop-art-vandelay.52696/

He's really really not happy about the whole Skyrim thing. I have to say, it went to from funny, to just plain sad in a "I'm picking on a kid who rides the short bus" kind of way, and now it seems to be looping all the way back to funny.

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #92 on: January 30, 2019, 02:30:02 pm »
It's amazing how tight thaty circle is sometimes, isn't it?
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #93 on: January 30, 2019, 04:57:09 pm »
I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #94 on: January 31, 2019, 04:52:05 am »
I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.
At this point, I don't see how the former is even a possibility. Ironically or not, he still wasted eight hours watching some jizzmonkey playing Skyrim because I told him it would unlock the mysteries of a forty second ditty about peppermints. Maybe he's playing the really really long game or something, but I think it's safe to assume he's genuine.

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #95 on: January 31, 2019, 07:08:18 pm »
I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.
At this point, I don't see how the former is even a possibility. Ironically or not, he still wasted eight hours watching some jizzmonkey playing Skyrim because I told him it would unlock the mysteries of a forty second ditty about peppermints. Maybe he's playing the really really long game or something, but I think it's safe to assume he's genuine.

How do you know he actually watched it?

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #96 on: January 31, 2019, 07:15:16 pm »
He took really detailed notes on it. Just look at this shit. https://www.gog.com/forum/elder_scrolls_series/the_true_meaning_of_skyrim

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #97 on: February 01, 2019, 12:24:40 pm »
An Ass Rammer  ;D