For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.
Hey, it could be worse. You could be like a young woman who chooses not to study very hard, and then fails her exams, struggles against the lack of job opportunities and then winds up on the streets and turns to prostitution in order to avoid penniless destitution. Then you'd be... well, you'd be in a worse position, is my point here.*
*too dark?