I dreamt I and my siblings were given a disease that would kill us in 24 hours if it wasn't cured. We were all laying in my parents' bed, under the covers and overheating because we were feverish. My siblings slept through the whole dream. The attempted cure involved a cup of grayish whipped-cornstarch-and-water goo called milk, and I had to suck caterpillar-sized drops of it off a plate with a straw. It apparently worked, because next thing I know I'm downstairs in the kitchen having some kind of epiphany that boiled down to "I can do whatever I want". There was an attractive-ish teenage boy with me, and a sevenish boy who might have been my cousin or nephew or something. The teenager offered me $60 for my virginity, and I took it. The younger boy offered me $10, and when I asked what it was for he said he didn't know and took it back. Then the other guy and I wandered around my house (which was inexplicably right next to the ocean) and yard, looking for a place to fuck. My dad was putting in a second window well, and he was looking at us weird and going in and out of rooms he didn't need to be in. As the sun was setting, I tried to convince him to let us go for a swim (because apparently there was an underwater cave with a vent and when the tide was right there was a shelf of rock on one side and that's where we were going to fuck.) Before the matter could be decided one way or the other, I woke up with a deep-seated feeling of "go home subconscious you're completely wasted". Also, that was probably the only dream I've ever had that could be described as "technically" an erotic dream. (Even in my sex dreams, I can't have sex with human beings that are not me. I feel like such a loser.)